love it

omg i can just SEE that happening! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

I think that the whole thing so far is great but this last scene is just so the kind of thing that would have happened in the actual show. Loved it and i heart you for writing it

so here goes it..... she is who everone wants to be... but better

she's quite tall, about 5"7, 8 ish. shes skinny, the perfect size ten, she has long curly black hair, which is perfectly curly not frizzy in the slightest and bright blue eyes which appear from ridiculously long eyelashes. she is wearing blue jeans, dark obv, red boots, a white shirt and a waistcoat. she has a leather jacket slung over one arm and a folder full of papers. she looks slightly nervous and is chewing on her lower lip.
boyce walks past. clocks her. and does an abrupt about turn
Boyce: could i maybe help you with something?
Girl: oh, yes please, you work here? sorry of course you do, patients dont tend to wear white coats. could u maybe point me in the direction of uhhh (she looks at the uppermost sheet of paper) joanna clore? (she looks up cautiously, from underneath her eyelashes)
Boyce: sure can. but i can do better than point. ive got a few minutes to spare. so im boyce... (he holds his hand out to shake)
Girl: im Isobella, Isobella Black. (she juggles the files in an attempt to free her left hand. half of them fall on the ground)aww crap.
(boyce leans down picks up her stuff then offers her arm. she looks at him oddly, but links his arm on top of his)
Boiyce: lets do this thang
(they walk off.)

i want to be her!!!! lol

oy boyce is mine!

well. i want to be her too. shes my alter ego. and anyways... she might not get boyce,

ok then seeing as you write it, but i will have oli chris good writing though,

i'll fight u for him

boyce: actually... its just occured to em that joanna clore has absconded with our radiology consultant.
isobella: ummm. ok.
boyce: (smoothly) u may have heard about it actually. the couple that stole a camper van and havent been seen of since. they were on crime watch and evryething
martin: who are u tlking about?
boyce: your mum.
isoblle raises one plucked eyebrow atthe general chavviness of the statment
martin notices isobella and promptly throws his coffee all over her. she gasps at the heat and looks down. her white shirt is completely transparenmt and showing off her bra (black lace for sure) her skin is red and blotchy.
Boyce: martin!
bella looks as if shes gpoing to cry. martin does too. boyce promptly steers her into a nearby room. she looks up at him.
Boyce: take off your shirt.
bella: what?! no
boyce: come on take it off. u need ice on it. and anyway u can see evrything now.
bella: (clearly very upset crosses her arms over her boobs) piss off
boyce: look if i wanted to see someones tits i could. now stop[ being so dumb and take your shirt off. u can wear mine if u must. (he peers out the door. martin go get some ice. now)
she takes her shirt off and he takes his. he looks appreciatvely at her
boyce: although. (he stops)


more later

boyce boyce boyce!!! get you!!

human resources dpt. all of the girls have hoola hoops and are spinning them round their waists. harriet very unsuccesfully. she keeps dropping it and then picking itt up and trying again. then failing miserbaly. suddenly she screams in frustration then whips it across the room where it promptly knocks out the boy who works there (name pls people)

ollie

ha! this confused me at the start seeing as i read a fan fic on livejournal where isobelle was the name of caroline's daughter lol! i must stick to one story! and i choose this one!

All these scenes are great! I love them! You could all be proper writers!
Maybe you can write a new comedy or the spin-off of Green Wing!

merci beaucoup. *bows and accepts fistfuls of roses* im just yet another wanna-be-writer who lives in a dream world. please, Victoria Pile, read this, spot my talent in amongst the clump of crap and hire me! please?????????????? im begging you. im really reasonably intelligent.

i think she should hire you some of these scenes are fantastic i'd never be able to write anything like this wish i could!

you lovely person. ill write some more soon, how about now
cheescake. with strawberrie and cherries and tons of whipped cream is sitting on the desk. sue is staring at it.it is balanced on a catapult which is facing the door. a string attaches the door to the catapult. the door opens, the string breaks the cake goes flying. right into boyces face. isobella is wearing his shirt and boyce is wearing scrubs.
boyce: i think you should lick it off........

im eating cheesecake. could u guess. mmmm calorific

that made me want to eat cheesecake!! and that it a perfect boyce line you could really see him saying that cos he can be dead cheeky when he wants but hey i wouldn't say no to licking it off!!

mmmm yummy. cheesecake and boyce.
personally methinks the perfect combination
guy and chocolate
mac and chips
etc etc
i like this..... new game! so new thread
?

you know the new thread has given you ideas does that mean that there are gonna be lots of new scenes for us? i hope so coz theyre great they make me smile. Its almost like having the show back!

I’m having a rubbish day so far and I needed to cheer myself up! by the way i love th eboyce scenes. he never really has some just for himself.

Morning after the night before, Caroline is asleep in her bed. Caroline wakes up and looks over to the other side of her bed. It’s empty. She groans.
Caroline: oh God it was a dream, I knew it was too good to be tr…
Mac walks in wearing her dressing gown holding a tray of breakfast.
Mac: morning, I didn’t know what you eat for breakfast so I’ve got toast, cereal, grapefruit, tea, coffee and orange juice.
Caroline: toast will do thank you.
She can’t quite believe what she is seeing.
Mac: right I call first dibs on the shower…. unless you want to join me?
Caroline: um maybe in a bit *whispers* I’ve got to pinch myself first to make sure its really happening.

Scene fades out
Mac and Caroline arrive at the hospital. They enter the hospital holding hands. Sue runs up to them and pounces on Caroline; Sue tries to pull Mac and Caroline’s hands apart. She hisses at Caroline.
Mac: buzz off you mad insane woman!
Sue: but you’re mine…but you’re mine.
Sue falls to the floor and grabs hold of Mac’s right leg. Mac and Caroline carry on walking, Sue being dragged behind them. Sue starts to swipe at Caroline’s legs to bring her down.
Green Wing speedy up thingy and the scene ends.

chicago music. cell block tango

he had it coming he had it coming he only had himself to blame he had himself to blame etc etc etc
sue is dancing around to the music. she had a gun, is waring black uderwear high heels garters etc. and is stalking mac. mac is looking very nervous. isobelle is walking along, she looks very very scared. but very sexy in the oversized shirt of boyces.
mac: (winks at boyce) fast work mate. mouths at him shes a hottie!
boyce: smiles and mouths i know, mate, i know.
isobelle slaps him. hard. but slightly playfully.
there is a loud bang. sue has shot the gun. in the air. isobelle is flat on the floor. boyce looks down at her quizzically.
isobelle: im jumpy? * she rubs at her chest and flinches*
mac: jesus christ almighty you r a f^cking pyscho.
sue runs away cackling

karen is knitting a non descript yellow garment. she is muttering under her breath , knit one, purl two.
karen: how big are your babies normammly?
harriet: why?
kare: im knitting a little cardigan for your baby.
harriet: awww thats so nice of you. thanks sweetheart.
karen: *smiles* no problem
starts knitting at furiously. without noticing her hair gets tangled into the knitting. she notices and begins to tug harder and harder.
it finishes with her pulling the knitting at arms length away from her hair and ripping a chunk out