Confusion and Stupidity, two close pals of mine. They talk to me often, though the conversation is somewhat lacking:
Stupidity: Is that a pigeon? Confusion: Is what a pigeon? Stupidity: What's a pigeon? Confusion: What's a...what? Stupidity: Are you a pigeon? Confusion: I'm..I'm not sure...
------------------ "I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"
Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).