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no, no no! It's CRAZEH! Roll Eyes
 
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How do they make apples fizzy? Confused


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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same way they do bananas... shake them Big Grin


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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
 
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I was drinking appletiser...

I need MONEY! Stupid hoomans; if they took worms as currency I'd be a billionaire!


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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Why dont you sell the worms to fishermen? They catch a lovely carp.


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They refuse to buy what they can get for free.Frown I am reduced to making my own currency by writing numbers on worms and pretending to be foreign.

'Tis a fickle world...

*hands Jemma 6 and 3 quarter worms*


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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I must say the 3 quarter worries me , did you eat a quarter Confused


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I cut some up, for loose change. People always need change.


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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it's as good as a rest.


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What if you've already had a rest?


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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then go and change Confused


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That's very wise. I think. Smile


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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I am very wise , I know all kinds of useless stuff.


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Share some of your wisdom!Big Grin


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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hehe BB quotes all round then?! Big Grin
 
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Here's what I learnt yesterday-
when husband offers to cook Sunday lunch the end result is always burnt potatoes , lack of yorkshire pudding and a very messy kitchen.
In short it's better to do it yourself.


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sorry I forgot to mention the broken saucepan lid.


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Hehe! Sounds like me cooking actually! Even placing a pizza in the oven is too much and led to a very large, very painful burn across the back of my paw!


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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Ouch. That must singe your fur terribly. Poor you.


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I'm going to buy the little man of you when it comes out...
 
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It did rather, I was lucky not to catch fire I reckon. I've learnt my lesson though.


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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What's that then?
That badgers shouldn't eat pizza?


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No actually. Pizza is always nice when topped with certain things...

It's that badgers should always wear oven gloves.


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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Would certain things include worms by any chance.
And yes, it is always a good idea for badgers to wear oven gloves. Very good idea.


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Fur does not protect against heat, as I previously thought. Cold yes, heat noooo.


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"I Remember the day badgers first walked on the moon"

Worshipper of Holsbols, the bringer of pink soil (eventually).

"Be wise, be badger"
 
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An important thing to learn indeed badger.

Do you get the feeling that everyone is very quiet? Unusually quiet?


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