Crikey, this is a bit like that Dilbert cartoon, only ruder.
I think that henceforth on this forum, all characters in GW should either be referred to as "that one", or "that other one". That'll make it easier for everyone.
Er, yes, sorry. I wasn't really being sarcastic, though. I'm all in favour of people being described as "that one" and "that other one". I do it all the time, because I can never remember any actors' names.