Because there just aren't enough threads in here yet. So, recite your favourite lines from series 1. Mine's:

I see a chocolate Phil Collins coming out of a cuckoo clock every hour to tidy up his Nazi gold

Ooh - dilemma. Many, many things come to mind, for instance:

quote:

I could happily kill everyone with a baseball cap

quote:

One baseball cap?

My signature -

That whole section was classic. Which way to the dool urffice? I'm oonemployed and i have a moolet.

I know Poppy likes this one too:
'I wish people would leave a name!'.

oo, if poppy were here she could remind us of that great line of Joanna's about Jesus!

I can only remember Alan waving his copy of the new testament and saying 'Jeeeesus, Jeeeesus' at her. Bless.

Hahaha! I march to a different tune now.

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Originally posted by roquentin:
Which way to the dool urffice?

Haha for ages i had no idea what he was saying then

something about "the one up in the sky", gahh, can't remember.

Joanna thought he was going out with the cleaner with a hare lip as I recall.

"I may be many things, but not being indiscreet isn't one of them"

Fantastic!

Maybe we should all have badges made up - 'Mac's team'.
Heh!

"What sort of masked kidnapper do you call yourself?
"One who is loathe to contravene local bye-laws"

...or something like that.

"Don't leave. I think I love you."

All that an*l penetration sh*t, you can take with a pinch of salt

Heh, I'm so banned. Don't report me! I like my shiny stars.

Ah, sue sexually harrassing Guy.
Priceless!
La la la, la la la la la, la la la, la la la la la.

I shall be spending the weekend immediately preceding the DVD release in Newcastle. The compulsion to go around all weekend muttering "Durs it say nor smoking?", which has waned over recent visits, will be very hard to supress.

I'm very much enjoying being reminded of quotes from the first couple of episodes:

"You said you had a spare room"
"I said I had a sporeroom"

I wonder who came up with the insult 'reckless tit end'. It's a bit left field.

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Originally posted by Pashmina:
"You said you had a spare room"

"I said I had a spore room"

Ooh no, stop it, now I can't stop laughing...

"jesus!"
"jesus? what, the one up in the sky or some southerner gay boy you've picked up?"

"i bought you for 30p."

Alan - I.. I... I... I... I... I... I....

"i'm going to go through his bag, and mess up his things a bit."
"you are evil."