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Originally posted by 544yppop:
"i'm going to go through his bag, and mess up his things a bit."
"you are evil."

I'm finding it hard to remember this scene, is it Martin and Mac talking?

aye, although i may have messed with the words a bit there.
"let's put an appendix in his bag! or a heart! can you get a me a heart?"
"we're not in the f*cking mafia. hearts don't grow on trees."


"have i killed someone?"
"yyyyy......nnnnn.....yyyyy.....nnnnn....."

You've got to be more...spontaneous.

Right, well, I'm sure that can be arranged.

"Are you talking to me like a Nazi from a film?"

"Pubic topiary is the new pashmina"

Did I hear that right, and if so, Pash, were you aware of this development?

I did indeed hear that, for the first time as it happens, and can only think that my choice of nom de plume was more influenced by my subconscious than I realised at the time...

Maybe best not to take Caroline's magazine's advice and change your nom de plume, though.

No, you're right, best not. Besides, I'm hopeless at thinking up new names (unlike some)

My nom de plume was a very conscious use of 'Cello for Sale' - from Ep 2 as I recall.

not by any chance something you may have found out about a cast member by digging up every little shred of information on the entire t'interweb then?

No. But when I did find out that little fact I was at first absolutely thrilled and thought it was destiny or something. Shortly after I became mortified that people would think I had had chosen a name which effectively screamed 'I Love Julian'.

I think the fact that we all used to scream "I love Julian" about every three minutes on here might have been more of a clue in any case, cello!

It will be much more sober and subtle this time. We will just glow quietly with admiration. Definitely.

Disturbingly, I'm finding Boyce more attractive this time around. Is there something wrong with me?

He seems to be in more scenes, for longer, at the beginning of the series, doesn't he?

Perhaps you just need a change. After all, a change is as good as a rest.

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Originally posted by roquentin:
Disturbingly, I'm finding Boyce more attractive this time around. Is there something wrong with me?

No, there isn't anything wrong with you but there must be with me because I'm starting to find Guy weirdly attractive someone please slap me!

"I must try that again on someone with smaller teeth"

Pleb, there's nothing wrong with you. I seem to recall an entire "Guy" thread from last time in which I believe we all periodically declared that he was sometimes - whisper it - more attractive than Mac.

I sense the madness starting again...all we need now is for Biscuits to weigh in with her love of the Heap!

I blame it on the fact that I love a man in scrubs and who can make me laugh. Saying that, the funniest man on Green Wing for me is Alan but I don't fancy him in the least. Oh dear. I think I'm going to have to face up to the fact that I'm attracted to someone who looks like Donkey from Shrek!

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Originally posted by roquentin:
Pleb, there's nothing wrong with you. I seem to recall an entire "Guy" thread from last time in which I believe we all periodically declared that he was sometimes - whisper it - more attractive than Mac.

I sense the madness starting again...all we need now is for Biscuits to weigh in with her love of the Heap!

Yes i'm sure i made a thread dedicated to all things Guy at some point. It may soon be time to start a new one

I'm strangely agreeing with you on Guy having a certain something, although he is a complete prat! But Mac is the one for me, don't know why.

Note a quote, but one of my fav bits so far was when Joanna and Sue were in the loos and they had their boob fluffing contest, when Sue hoisted them up and then the camera slowed while she bounced them proudly. And that final flick of the head and hair as she flounced out of the door.

Sue is one of my favourites.

They're certainly not shy about their body parts are they, the cast I mean? I would be so embarrassed if I was playing Joanna in the Puccini/boobs scene, in ep.2.

Suppose that's why I'm not an actress.

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Originally posted by Cuppatea:
Note a quote, but one of my fav bits so far was when Joanna and Sue were in the loos and they had their boob fluffing contest, when Sue hoisted them up and then the camera slowed while she bounced them proudly. And that final flick of the head and hair as she flounced out of the door.

Oo, maybe we need a separate thread for favourite visual gags. I particularly enjoyed the sight of Martin riding his moped into a bush - missed that the first time around. It's the little things...

Ooh yes! I loved both those bits too, and the last scene from last night... It WAS Mac riding his bike butt naked down the corridor, wasn't it?!

Argh, yes it was - and I switched off before that bit, forgetting it was coming! Doh.

Martin taking ages to get ready to go on his moped, and then only going about 10 meters from his flat to the car park!

When Joanna had hilights done & the office staff used yellow post-its to take the mick (esp. liked the guy who had a little yellow goatee )

Come to think of it I think I liked the visuals better than the quotes!