Just saw series 1 episode six on my space and I felt really sorry for Alan when karen told him that Joanna had dumped him! When he starts snivelling and cuts his tie in half, I thought "aww, poor alan,he's not that bad!" I haven't seen that episode before.
Statham really doesnt seem the sort to be almost sex mad to look at him. He really loves Joanna but she just uses him and he can't see it. The last episode with him, the cupboard and joanna, I didn't know where to look
"Just need to check the PH balance of the old sideway smile." "Martin! Wee willy winky isn't so wee... Nearly had my eye out with that!" "How dare you slander my name by saying I slandered your name." "I am one angry lady"
it's all the pent up emotion- he needs an outlet, and joanna's the only one desperate to give it to him... either that or he was just ignored by his mum
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