SAT NAV: (VOICE OF YODA) No GPS signal received, be it not.
ASTRONAUT 1: Who’s changed the voice of the sat nav?
ASTRONAUT 2: That was me. I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying when you had it on Klingon.
ASTRONAUT 3: Are we nearly there yet? I got go pee.
ASTRONAUT 2: Just go in your suit.
ASTRONAUT 3: What? No way. I could drown in here if I’m not careful.
SAT NAV: At the next black hole do a U turn you will.
ASTRONAUT 1: What?
SAT NAV: U turn now.
ASTRONAUT 1: It’s a Galactic Highway! Where am I supposed to turn?
SAT NAV: Recalculating route am I.
ASTRONAUT 1: Oh shut up!
SAT NAV: The dark side I sense in you.
ASTRONAUT 1: I don’t believe this.
SAT NAV: That is why you fail.
ASTRONAUT 3: (ANXIOUS) It’s starting to sting.
ASTRONAUT 2: Won’t be long now. What was that flash?
ASTRONAUT 1: Speed camera.
ASTRONAUT 2: Oh great. So are you going to slow down or not?
ASTRONAUT 1: I’m afraid if I slow down we won’t beat the traffic.
SAT NAV: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to the third turning on the left.
ASTRONAUT 1: It’s talking in riddles!
ASTRONAUT 2: Don’t you think you’re a bit close to that ship in front?
ASTRONAUT 3: (SINGS) Ground control to major Tom. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…
ASTRONAUT 1: Right! That’s it! I’m turning around and going home. We're not going to the new Ikea, and if you think you’re going to MacDonalds after this mister you can think again.
