Uncle Jim: Come on kids! Who wants to be first bobbing for apples?
(First child puts her head into a bowl - she comes back up with an apple)
Uncle Jim: Well done! Who's next?
(A second child goes bobs and comes up with an apple)
Uncle Jim: That's good! We've got plenty left! Who wants a go?
(A man dressed in an aqua suit with breathing apparatus comes along. He gets directly into the bowl and submerges completely. He comes back up 10 second later, with his arms full of apples).
Man: NO-ONE beats Jacques Cousteau at bobbing for apples.