Confectionerry giants Terry's today launched a legal battle with an Umpa Lumpa for using there
orange colourant to turn himself orange, Pete Lumpa "67" insist's that his skin has always been
orange since birth, "there taking the piss, it's racial aggravation i tell you, i've always been orange.
Ok it's not great being differant, but it's like Trevor Mcdonald being sued by cadburys flake for being the same colour".
Pete's trouble's began 30 years ago when he was kicked out of wonka land for eating to many gobstoppers
and shitting in wonka's hat. He was sent to prison were he spent 10 years of his life eventually being released on bail
after agreeing to ferlate the warden and then singing umpa lumpa songs naked, when released he was reunited with his 30
kids and wife englebertha. For the first time in 10 years he felt free, "It was amazing i felt free and even breathing in the cold air felt
like a drug (he was a crack addict), now this happens, it's totally dumbfounded. I just want me and my family to enjoy ourselves.
You can catch "Puzzle for you- the Pete Lumpa story, tonight at 10 on the documentary channel.
come join me on my quest for the beefiest beefiness that ever beefed a beef
