A CHAUFFEUR IN SUIT AND CAP LYING ON THE FLOOR ON HIS BELLY WITH LEGS BENT AND HEAD STICKING INTO THE AIR, EXPRESSIONLESS AS A MAN SITS ON HIS BUM.
VOICEOVER: Are you one of those people who always thought a chauffeur was a fancy French sofa? Well, now you can, with the new chauffeur! With 18 adjustable positions, the Chauffeur Man-Sized Settee will suit you down to the ground—or the carpet!
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VOICEOVER: Reading.
(MAN HAS GLASSES ON, READING THE PAPER WHILE HE SITS ON THE CHAUFFEUR.)
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VOICEOVER: Sleeping.
(MAN IS ASLEEP AS HE SITS ON THE CHAUFFEUR.)
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VOICEOVER: Watch television.
(MAN HAS REMOTE CONTROL IN HIS HAND.)
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VOICEOVER: Or just chatting on your chauffeur telephone!
(A SECOND CHAUFFEUR AND A THIRD CHAUFFEUR STAND BESIDE THE MAN SITTING ON THE FIRST CHAUFFEUR. THE SECOND CHAUFFEUR IS LEANING TOWARDS THE MAN TALKS ANIMATEDLY INTO THE SECOND CHAUFFEUR’S EAR. THE SECOND CHAUFFEUR THEN NODS AND TURNS TO THE THIRD CHAUFFEUR, WHISPERING IN HIS EAR. THE THIRD CHAUFFEUR NODS AND THEN SPRINTS OUT OF SHOT.)
VOICEOVER: I’m not going to couch it in fancy language – The Chauffeur Man-Sized Adjustable Settee is the one for you!
CHAUFFEUR ON FLOOR TURNS HEAD TO THE CAMERA, ROARING.
