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INT. DOCTORS ROOM

DOCTOR GREETS PATIENT

DOCTOR: Good morning Mr Forlarfs. What seems to be the problem?

MR FORLARFS: Well doctor, I think I've seriously damaged my elbow because this weird stuff seems to be ousing out of it.

DOCTOR: Oh dear. Well we'd better have a look then.

MR FORLARFS: Certainly.

MR FORLARFS STANDS UP, TURNS AROUNDS, PULLS HIS JEANS AND PANTS DOWN AND BENDS OVER.

DOCTOR: Mr Forlarfs, that is your bottom.

MR FORLARFS: Oh, I see...
 
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That one made me laugh out loud a lot! I can see it making a top sketch. It might even work as an audio piece quite well. Very silly, ContainsNuts, and thats always a good thing in my book. Smile


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Thanks Jax2, much appreciated.
 
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I agree with everything Jax2 said. It made me laugh too.


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be even better if he was an elbow and arse specialist.
 
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my wife recently went to the doctor needing some anti bioctics, she is pregnant. when we booked the appointment we told the dr. she was expecting. so as my wife steps out with a prescription she turns and says that the baby is due in may. baby says the dr. yes she replies. he immediatley takes the perscription back. telling her she can't have these pills due to baby.if she hadn't have turned we would b posioning our kid. i expect sales assistants or office workers to be flawed but drs-i'm going to deliver the baby with a bucket of hot water and a flannel.
 
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Ironic that 4Laughs used it as pick of the day last week. Smile
 
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I'VE GOT 3 STARS
you've got 3 stars

what does it mean?
 
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The more you post, the more stars you get.


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