That one made me laugh out loud a lot! I can see it making a top sketch. It might even work as an audio piece quite well. Very silly, ContainsNuts, and thats always a good thing in my book.
Writing comedy is like taking a dump.
Don't force it or you might end up with something that isn't very funny at all...
my wife recently went to the doctor needing some anti bioctics, she is pregnant. when we booked the appointment we told the dr. she was expecting. so as my wife steps out with a prescription she turns and says that the baby is due in may. baby says the dr. yes she replies. he immediatley takes the perscription back. telling her she can't have these pills due to baby.if she hadn't have turned we would b posioning our kid. i expect sales assistants or office workers to be flawed but drs-i'm going to deliver the baby with a bucket of hot water and a flannel.