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EXT. CHECKPONT. DAY.

ASAD, A RAGGEDY CIVILIAN APPROACHES AN ARMY CHECKPOINT MANNED BY TWO SQUADDIES WITH SA-80'S.

ASAD:
Excuse me...

SQUADDIE 1:
Yes mate...

ASAD:
Have you seen my Donkey?

THE SQUADDIES EXCHANGE A CURIOUS GLANCE.

SQUADDIE 2:
No mate... What does it look like...

ASAD TAKES A MOMENT BEFORE REPLYING.

ASAD:
My wife!

HE LAUGHS IN AN OVER THE TOP WAY FOR A LITTLE TOO LONG. ONCE AGAIN THE SQUADDIES ARE NON-PLUSSED. ASAD TURNS AROUND AND WALKS BACK INTO THE DESSERT.

END.
 
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there's a monty python sketch on an LP matching tie and hankerchief that involves an old soldier showinga picture of his wife he misses only to be told she is ugly
 
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The Vole's loving that sketch - nice one MC001!

What? You want to know why I like it? Okay. I can just visualise the finish very well. If I was watching it on TV I'd titter at the spoken punchline and that would develop into a guffaw as he laughs in an over the top way and walks off. It's got a Simpsons feel to it, y'know?
 
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