im sorry this dosn't make sence it's just surreal madnes gone mad.

No1. The pidgeon is also a fruit in africa and adorns many a rich african's fruit bowl.

No2. pidgeons live longer than most humans and so does the world.

No3. If it werent for pidgeons the world would have no corn and therefore the great corn bridge of new york would fall causing many deaths.

No4. the pidgeon is the most fluent bird in the world able to speak raven, penguin and duck amongst many others.

No5. the pidgeon is 98% fat and is frozen and eaten on sticks in most asian country's including ireland.

No6. pidgeon excrement is considered legal tender in wales and egypt.

No7. one day the world will end and when it does all the pidgeons shall rise and take over the tv waves with pidgeon tv offering sport topical debate
and racial hatred.

No8. the "western union money transfer" pidgeon is jamaican and has dreads.

No9. a pidgeon once beat sly stallone as the face of hubba bubba who then got beat by hugh heffner with his pants down.

No10. Gandalf of lord of the rings is really a pidgeon in an ian mckellan suit.

I laughed out loud at number 2 and 7. Really funny.

Some of the others felt a little forced for some reason. I love the idea, I'm curious to know how you're going to use it.

thanks mate im glad you liked it, didnt think many people would due to the fact that it dosnt make any sence. thanks again and welcome to the site

I found this very funny but i do not know how you would use it

lol i know i just wrote down what came out thats my sence of humour im afraid lol very sureal.