As a taxi driver , I heard the following tale and thought it would make a great sketch. The punchline is visual so hope this works!!!!
Man approaches a large taxi rank-
MAN - How much to the Airport? DRIVER - £20 mate MAN (looking in his pocket) - I have £6 but see on the way, we could stop off and I will give you a b**w job. DRIVER - Get yourself to ****
Man approaches the second cab
MAN - How much to the Airport? DRIVER - £20 mate, how come he won't take you? MAN - Well, I have only got six quid and was wondering if you would let me give you a b**w job for the rest of the fare? DRIVER - **** off
Man approaches the third cab and produces a crisp £20 note from his back pocket
MAN - How you doing mate, listen I need to get to the Airport and the two cabs in front are not wanting to go there at this time of night, so any chance you can take me DRIVER - Aye, no problem. £20 MAN - (climbing into the taxi) No problem mate.
As the taxi pulls away the man looks back at the two cabbies and gestures that he is about to give cabbie No3 a b**w job
