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Sketch - Bingo

A POLICE MEDIA CONFERENCE IS UNDERWAY. THE CHIEF OF POLICE SITS IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF JOURNALISTS, CAMERAS FLASHING AS HE SPEAKS. TELEVISION CREWS FORM THRONGS AT THE SIDE OF THE HALL.

CHIEF: The murders took place between the fourteenth of January and the sixteenth of March. They were heinous crimes against the public, committed without remorse and for no apparent reason. We urge the public to come forward if they have any information.

THE JOURNALISTS KICK UP A RABBLE OF QUESTIONS

CHIEF: Questions later please. We are unsure who the perpetrator is, but he is believed to be a man with blonde hair, about six foot tall, and is wanted for the murders of the following people: Roy Terry… Frank Jamieson… Mary White… Richard Morrison… and Billy Thompson…

MAN: BINGO!!!

THERE IS A GASP AS THE CROWD TURN AND LOOK AT A MAN WHO HAS JUST SHOT UP OUT OF HIS SEAT. HE LOOKS LEFT, HE LOOKS RIGHT, THEN SUDDENLY, REALISING WHAT HE’S DONE, MAKES A DASH FOR THE EXIT. HE ESCAPES OUT THE DOOR AS SEVERAL POLICE OFFICERS CHASE AFTER HIM, THE CROWD IN SHOCK

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The best of the batch m8

MC
 
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I like it

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Keep it away from bbc they'd turn it into one of those same gag every week
 
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