EXT. THE MOON. TWO ASTRONAUGHTS BOUNCE SLOWLY INTO THE SHOT. ASTRONAUGHT #1 IS CARRYING A BAG OF GOLF CLUBS AND ASTRONAUGHT #2 IS HOLDING A GOLF BALL, TEE AND SMALL HAMMER. ASTRONAUGHT #2 STOPS, BENDS DOWN AND HAMMERS HIS TEE INTO THE ROCKY SURFACE, BEFORE CAREFULLY PLACING HIS GOLFBALL ONTO THE TEE.

ASTRONAUGHT #2: (Breathing noises) I think I'll use the Driver, Dave.

ASTRO #1: (Breathing noises) Right you are Mike.

ASTRONAUGHT #1 THROWS THE GOLF CLUB FROM THE BAG WHICH FLOATS SLOWLY TO ASTRONAUGHT #2 WHO CATCHES IT. ASTRONAUGHT #2 GETS HIMSELF READY, TAKING A COUPLE OF VERY SLOW PRACTISE SWINGS.

ASTRO #1: (Breathing noises) Come on Mike, lets make this a good round.

ASTRO #2: Here goes...

ASTRONAUGHT #2 TAKES A SWING AT THE GOLF BALL, HITTING IT CLEANLY. THE BALL RISES OFF THE TEE, AND KEEPS GOING AND GOING, DISSAPEARING INTO THE AIR. ASTRONAUGHT #2 TURNS TO ASTRONAUGHT #1.

ASTRO #2: (Breathing noises) So Dave...(breathing noises) We playing from where it lands?

ASTRO #1: (Breathing noises) Yep.

ASTRONAUGHT #2 TURNS BACK TO SEE HIS GOLF BALL LEAVING THE MOON'S ATMOSPHERE.

ASTRO #2: (Breathing noise) Bugger.

END

Ha ha.
Maybe the ball is seen heading towards earth
ASTRO 2: Oh, bugger
ASTRO 1: Looks like you're in the drink.
ASTRO 2: The Atlantic by the looks of it.
ASTRO 1: Well this hole is a Par 3400

EXT. THE MOON. TWO ASTRONAUGHTS ARE PLAYING GOLF. ASTRONAUGHT #2 TAKES A GOLF CLUB FROM THE BAG ASTRONAUGHT #1 IS CARRYING AND SLOWLY BOUNCES OVER TO WHERE HIS BALL HAS LANDED.

ASTRO #1: (breathing noises) Your 20 shots under par Mike, so you cant really afford to mess up with this shot.

ASTRO #2: (breathing noises) No pressure then Dave, hey.

ASTRO #1: Nope, thats the great thing about the Moon, very little pressure at all.

ASTRO #2: Good job we're using them waited golf balls now, can't afford to loose any more like the last one.

ASTRO #1: Yeah, where did that land in the end?

ASTRO #2: In the rough, somewhere between Saturn and Jupiter I think.

ASTRO #1: Christ! Better make this shot count then Mike.

ASTRO #2: I plan to mate.

ASTRONAUGHT #2 GETS HIMSELF INTO POSITION BY HIS BALL, TAKES A QUICK LOOK UP BEFORE STEADYING HIMSELF AND TAKING A SLOW SWING AT THE BALL. THE BALL SLOWLY RISES UP AND UP BEFORE ARCHING AND FALLING SLOWLY DOWN AND DISSAPEARING INTO A HUGE CRATER, THE TWO ASTRONAUGHTS WATCHING IT ALL THE WAY.

ASTRO #1: Ooooh, thats a bunker.

ASTRO #2: Damn it. I can never get it out of these.

ASTRONAUGHT #2 SLOWLY BOUNCE ACROSS TO THE EDGE OF THE GIANT CRATER AND LOOKS DOWN. THE GOLF BALL CAN JUST BE SEEN RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM.

ASTRO #2: (calling back to Astro #1) I think I'll use the sand wedge for this one.

ASTRONAUGHT #1 BOUNCES ACROSS TO THE EDGE OF THE DEEP CRATER AND PEERS OVER.

ASTRO #1: To be honest with you mate, I dont think its gonna make much difference.