INT. PET SHOP. DAY.

A MAN IS BEHIND THE COUNTER, A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO THE SHOP, HE HAS A WRY SMILE ON HIS FACE.

SHOP KEEPER
Hello can I help you sir?

CUSTOMER (GESTURES TO THE WINDOW)
I'd like to buy a wasp.

SHOP KEEPER
I'm sorry we don't sell them

CUSTOMER
Oh, any ideas where?

SHOP KEEPER
A specalist pet shop?

CUSTOMER
Is there one round here

SHOP KEEPER
Dunno. I'm new here tried the yellow pages.

CUSTOMER
Good plan, thanks.

THE MAN STARTS TO LEAVE.

SHOP KEEPER
What do you want one for?

CUSTOMER
A gift.

CUSTOMER LEAVES THE SHOP.

SHOP KEEPER NARROWS EYES CONFUSED AND LOOKS TO CAMERA.

Okay, so been needing to excorise this particular perculiar little script from my mind tank.

By far the weirdest thing I've written, not sure what it means but needed to get it out my head.

An interesting an somewhat spooky departure from the wasp in the cake shop window joke . (One of Peter kay's I think)

INT. PET SHOP DAY.

A MAN IS BEHIND THE COUNTER, A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO THE SHOP, HE IS WHISTLING.

CUSTOMER
How much is that doggy in the window?

SHOP KEEPER
The one with the waggly tail?

CUSTOMER
Yes, How much is that doggy in the window. I do hope that dog is for sale.

SHOP KEEPER
Sorry to disappoint you but that dog belongs to the owner, and he has formed quiet a bond with it over the years and is thus unlikely to want to part with him. Might I suggest a local breeder.

CUSTOMER
Thanks, sorry to bother you.

SHOP OWNER
Not at all.

THE CUSTOMER LEAVES. THE SHOP KEEPER TAKES A SLY LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND SHAKES HIS HEAD.