this is a sample of a satirical fake news show im writing, please your feedback is very much appreciated.



DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC PLAYS AS CAMERAS PANS TO NEWS READER SHUFFLING PAPERS.


JAMES: Hello there and welcome to "Weird News", the news programme that takes life as seriously as Elton John's dress sence.
Tonights headlines, "BILL ODDIE CAUGHT WITH PANT'S DOWN", "BROWN RELATED TO HITLER",
"BUNGLE SEEN LEAVING JEFFREY'S FLAT. But first we cross to our middle east correspondant John Cock, who has
some interesting devolopments on the war in iraq. John!, whats happening?


JOHN IS STANDING LOOKING FORWARD WITH A MIC AND BEHIND HIM WE CAN SEE BOMBS GOING OFF AND HEAR CRASHES AND BANGS


JOHN COCK: Thank's James. Well i'm stood here sorounded by british and allied fighters who are trying desperately in vain to rescue tiddles from a buring tree..


JAMES INTERUPTS


JAMES: Erm!.... a cat john? you're in iraq!, what about some action?


JOHN: Well i know james but if you come back later the troops are having an intensive game of twister... phew! that will prove to be qiute a story.


CUTS BACK TO JAMES IN STUDIO.


JAMES: John!


JOHN: Yes!


JOHN: erm... well th.. the cats coming down...(fades away as he's cut off)


JAMES SHAKES HEAD


JAMES: Apologies to our viewers, he's still a virgin don't you know...

Not bad ... some nice images there! Hello mate!

thanks mate, hows it going?

Not bad m8 but I'm dropping out of 4laughs for awhile to try and get some music going - so I'll see you l8r!

Fx

no probs m8 and good luck, speak soon

very funny. Why not try and have some conflict between a couple of the news readers- James and a weather girl for instance-
James: "Over to you polly with todays weather"
Polly: "Why don't you the weather for once"
James: "What do you mean polly, your the weather
girl?"
Polly: "I've been doing it for three like three
years now. I'm just saying i'm not a
freakin soothsayer, do your own pssin
weather for once".

Just a suggestion

good idea mate might use that thanks, a conflict could add an extra comedy touch, im glad you like it thanks. Welcome to the site mate