A man is sat at a desk writing a letter. He looks up at the camera.
Man: Oh I am sorry. I'll be with you in a minute. Just finishing a letter off.
The man goes back to writing his letter.
Man: (READING TO HIMSELF) And unfortunately your rectum will not be required on this occasion. Yours sincerely, Gerald Flipton.
The man signs his letter and looks back up.
Man: Letters are a wonderful way of communicating aren't they? The other day, I got one from the local hospital. It was informing me that I had terminal cancer. "Surely there must be some mistake" I thought. I read the letter again, but the result was as clear as day - I had terminal cancer. Desperately I read it one more time and then started to laugh. "Darling!" I cried to my wife "I've opened your mail by mistake!". Oh we did laugh!
