Int. Unknown location

Close up shot of a man’s face.

Man: Hands.

Close up shot of the man’s hands.

Man: HANDS!

Camera shot changes to show the man from the waist up. He is wearing a karate outfit and performing karate moves. He holds his hands up.

Man: These hands are deadly weapons.

Cut To: Stock photo of a crashed car.

Man: (V.O) This car was stopped by my hands.

Cut To: Stock photo of a woman in the throes of ecstasy

Man: (V.O) Your mum was taken to bed by my hands.

Cut To: Stock photo of a financial graph showing a market crash.

Man: (V.O) The stock market melted thanks to my hands.

Cut To: Stock photo of a human skeleton.

Man: (V.O) This man was ANNIHILATED by my hands!

Cut To: The man, shown from the waist up.

Man: So, unless you enjoy the sensation of internal haemorrhaging, beware the hands.

The buzzing sound of a fly fills the room. The man starts looking around. The buzzing noise stops. The man looks at his arm.

Man: Hello Mr Fly!

The man karate chops at his arm.

Cut To: Stock video of huge explosion / mushroom cloud.

Ends