(plane crash two survivors on an icy mountain crawl from whats left of the plane)

Wendy - Holy crap! we, we survived you ok denise?

denise - yeah alright, i cant believe it we barely have a scratch on us.

Wendy - I know we were lucky. Now first things first what are we going to doabout food and water? i mean all we have to drink in the plane is coke zero and frankly i wont risk it. they say it tastes the same but i just dont think it will be im sorry i wont touch it.

denise - its OK i understand (pats on back) as for water we can eat snow its all around us. but as for food well we have virgin airline. (scrunches face)

wendy - ouch, ok that could work but what about after! what are we going to do!!!

Denise - (slaps wendy round the face) get a hold of yourself!

Wendy - well if it comes to it, you could always eat my flesh.

denise - OH MY GOD your not serious i couldnt do that! thats sick!

wendy - im affraid it maybe your only choice i mean virgin airline food and coke zero you must admit snow and wendy meat starts to sound alot better.

Denise - Cant argue there, i guess i could eat the old love handles hehe.

wendy - you calling me fat?

Denise - well love your not slimmer of the year.

Wendy - thats rich at least i didnt buy two airline seats!

denise - Hey! I like the extra legroom. and if im so fat i may as well just not eat (folds arms)

Wendy - same here! (also folds arms)

surviving passenger - (to himself) I cant wait to eat those two fat birds (licks lips)

ok this isnt a good sketch and i can do alot better, i wrote it and found out its lacking i hope you can possibly help me fix it up abit and make it funny

e.g yes i know the punchlines crap

being a little hard on yourself there i think. Seemed pretty funny to me.

not really this is a result of sitting around thinking to hard for an idea coming up with this and not finding a good punchline ect. but thanks i still want everyones input

come on help me with my sketch

It seems like quite a good idea ... you just need to rewrite, rewrite and rewrite until it's cooked how you want it... dats wot dem writer guys do ah reckons, donchew?
Frank
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"Good sketches are not written, they are re-written..." Galtrod and Simsnot, 1922

I believe it is a Comedy Law that all cannibalism sketches must contain at least one reference to Brazilian Rugby.

No sir you are wrong it is indeed a Uruguayan rugby team!!!! And sir the cannibalism sketches Law under section 1 paragraph 14 is of a British explorer of some kind in a big cooking pot, think he's having a bath before dinner.............but in reality he is DINNER!!!!!!!!

obviously a brazilian rugby team was the first thing on my mind, but i just couldnt fit it in sorry