Ok, i've taken the plunge and submitted a technology sketch .. anyone else had a go?

I've just noticed that the winners of the "Reality TV" show were mostly men (apologies to Booboo if your a lady but it's difficult to gage with your ambiguous name!)

Davina, was this just because your entries were mostly from men

Hi ReeniG,

I know, the men are dominating the competition at the moment. Yes, we've had a lot more male than female entries so I really hope we get a few ladies on the short list this time round.

Well done on submitting your entry, I look forward to reading it!

It's a shame isn't it. I don't think it's because men are funnier than women maybe they just aren't confident enough to give it a go where as me, well i'll try anything once!!

crystal meth anyone?

I just Googled "Crystal Meth" because I Google e'thing and I found this on a website ...

"The drug can either be snorted or injected. For some this could result in obsessive cleaning or tidying, but for many the biggest bonus is the sense of sexual liberation which can result in mad, abandoned sex for hours - sometimes days - on end"

I've never tried Crystal Meth but give me a few hours and I reckon I will have developed a serious addiction!!

I like this forum!

I was casually flicking through my bible when I found this at the very very very back: We all know the heavy hitters of the Saint world such as St. Martin, St. Patrick, St. Joseph and others of that ilk, but what of the lesser known saints and their patrondom. Here now is the list of Lesser Known Saints:

St. Walter - Patron saint of tripping over the strap of a bag

St. Hardy - Patron saint of burps

St. Bruby - Patron saint of ball point pens

St. Quint - Patron saint of ostrich farms

St. Adlib - Patron saint of winking

St. Rummage - Patron saint of falling asleep

St. Bastar(my fav) - Patron saint of breakfast cereal

St. Jerry - Patron saint of frosty receptions

St. Cuthberth - Patron saint of sandcastles

St. Franklin - Patron saint of gone off milk


I've just realised theres no women saints there... wait a sec, I just found this..umm.....

St. Susan - Patron Saint of internet forums...

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Originally posted by ReeniG:
I just Googled "Crystal Meth" because I Google e'thing and I found this on a website ...

"The drug can either be snorted or injected. For some this could result in obsessive cleaning or tidying, but for many the biggest bonus is the sense of sexual liberation which can result in mad, abandoned sex for hours - sometimes days - on end"

I've never tried Crystal Meth but give me a few hours and I reckon I will have developed a serious addiction!!

I like this forum!

That may be why it's known as the most addictive drug in the world. This Morning you inform me well.

I submitted my first three technology sketches last night, and I've written a few more today that I'm going submit in a moment.

I can see why! I Googled it to see if I had ever had any of the feelings it arouses thereby being able to deduce if I had taken it .. i've been offered loads weird substances in my time!

I can say with some certainty I have never taken Crystal Meths.

I can also say with some certainty that i'm wrong for thinking people who spend all their time in forums are weird.

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Originally posted by frostyboy:
I submitted my first three technology sketches last night, and I've written a few more today that I'm going submit in a moment.

That's amazing Frostyboy..well done! I have managed one but my best ideas always come to me just when i'm drifting off to sleep so who knows what tonight will bring??

Reeni G - Cant work out whether its the sex for hours or days on end or the compulsive cleaning and tidying which is getting you going!!!!!!!

Well i've got a streak of OCD so You know what? A combimation off both, although quite tricky, would be like my dream come true!!

Ha ha that made me laugh. If the next topic is drugs you've got a sketch!