Inspired by a real life event plus help from my muse.

INT. POLICE STATION. DAY.

A MAN IS SITTING IN A POLICE STATION INTERVIEW ROOM, THE DOOR OPENS. A POLICEMAN ENTERS WITH A LARGE PAD.

POLICEMAN:
Well Mr Stevens our local artist has listened to your description, is this who assaulted?

THE POLICEMAN TURNS THE PAD OVER TO REVEAL A PAGE WITH LOTS OF DOTS ON IT.

MR STEVEN:
That’s them.

POLICEMAN (SHOUTING):
Sarge, it’s the gnats again, but this time we got ‘em.

ENDS

Should send in Inspector Morse

(see what I did there?)


nice sketch. Although 'gnats' when said out loud isn't as funny a word as 'fleas' or the scottish 'midgies'

just a thought.

Typical JunkMales silly sketch!

Love it!!!