I was an extra once on a channel 4 opera, the filming had to be stopped when i lost a glove, myself and the crew spent almost an hour looking for it before the shooting was called off for the day, when taking off my period clothing later, i found the glove, down the front of my pants, i do vaguely remember the itch.

Thanks for letting us know you're a bloke!

EEK!! you dont wear pants?

Don't be silly - I'm a girl - I wear knickers!

Me too.........but period clothing was more pant than knicker, darned itchy.

Do you mean "me too, I'm a girl" or "me too, I wear knickers. (Although I'm a bloke)"?

LOL!! no im all woman

Brilliant! A bit more girl-power on the forum. Please accept my apologies for taking you for a mere male, but your opening post did make you sound like a bloke scratching his grow-bags.

Oh welcome, welcome, welcome. We need girls!
Help yourself to chocolate and Babycham. There are certain fellas you need to watch out for - we will let you know if looks as if there is going to be any trouble.

To introduce myself - I am the current 4laughs fight champion, together with the amazing Miss Snowdrop (see thread about 6 gazillion years ago. I suspect that the men will demand a rematch once they have got over the humiliation. I am happy to hand the reigns over to you Poly and to Shirl. I dunno about Rube, she has been quiet lately, but I am sure the news that another girl has joined the ranks will get her back.

Thanks ladies handbags at dawn?

I am a bit peeved about how many people read the postings but never leave a comment, well apart from personal ones about ones sex and such, this is a test bed?? lord help us.

Yes, it would be nice if more people posted comments, but to be fair, you have posted a very short anecdote, rather than a sketch,so it doesn't leave much to comment on. I tend to comment if I find something really funny, or if I can make a constructive criticism.
I haven't actually noticed any comments from you on other people's work, so perhaps you shouldn't be so peeved!

quote:

Originally posted by polytix:
I was an extra once on a channel 4 opera, the filming had to be stopped when i lost a glove, myself and the crew spent almost an hour looking for it before the shooting was called off for the day, when taking off my period clothing later, i found the glove and several members of the crew down the front of my pants, i do vaguely remember the itch.

I liked it when I first read it but think it needs something more grotesque in it, I have amended it, what d'ya think?

I am sure you can come up with something better but I think your original version does perhaps needs something more?

THANKS!!! a comment) yeah it was rubbish but i wanted to be told grotesque, mm that's a thought.