And Other Helpful Love Tips - The Flybe Guide To Wooing.
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1) Impress on the lady at the earliest opportunity the robust state of your virility.

Try something like: "Since I've been on these anti-acne tablets my sex drive has gone through the roof."

2) When complimenting a female a good approach is to hold back a little, mix in a little criticism, so that your praise appears more genuine and she is more flattered as a result.

For example: "You are very good looking and have a really attractive face - a bit mannish but overall very good looking."


3) It is important to give across the impression of confidence when first approaching a woman. A giveaway sign of nervousness is a dry mouth.

Allowing a continuous stream of dribble to fall from your mouth down the side of your chin, whilst engaging her in conversation, conveys a sense of self-assuredness she will find attractive.


4) If your intended target is of a higher social class then you it is easy to feel intimidated. To overcome the sense of inferiority you must relax and become aristocratic in your manner.

Throughout the conversation concentrate your stare at a fixed point on the ceiling. Purse your lips and finish all sentences with the words 'you see'.

Use this technique in combination with the dribbling for guaranteed success.

5) Women do not appreciate a man who finishes prematurely. In order to delay the moment of completion a little longer it may be useful to imagine the object of your desire wearing a full-length undertakers coat with her head shaved, smoking a cigar.

If, however, this is how the lady in question normally presents herself then imagine her smoking a pipe instead.