THIS IS ONE OF THE SKETCHES I'VE WRITTEN FOR A SKETCH SHOW PILOT CALLED SUGAR COATED BEARD. THOUGHT I'D TRY IT OUT ON HERE FIRST.
We see a man sitting in his living room watching the telly then suddenly the doorbell rings,
So he gets up to answer it and at the door is a delivery man with a clip board.
DELIVERY MAN: Sign here please sir
MAN: (LOOKS CONFUSED) Erm... whatever for?
DELIVERY MAN: Just sign please!
MAN: Oh ok if you insist (MAN SIGNS)
AS THE MAN IS SIGNING THE DELIVERY MAN SETS FIRE TO A BAG ON HIS DOOR STEP AND RUNS OFF LAUGHING
MAN: come here!
THE MAN STAMPS ON THE BAG TO PUT IT OUT AND POO SPLATS EVERYWHERE
MAN: Bloody delivery men (WHILST RUBBING POO FROM HIS FACE).
come join me on my quest for the beefiest beefiness that ever beefed a beef
