The Price is right sketch


H: (in the style of a OTT game show host) Hello, good evening and welcome to The Price is Right,

And tonight’s prizes are; a knighthood, a life peerage a fabulous CBE

But first let’s have our contestants;

Tony Blair, come on down, Edward Businessman come on down, John Prescott come on down, Bruce Forsyth come on down,

Ok Tony it’s over to you, what do you think this lovely knighthoods worth?


TB: Erm, running the country for 10 years and becoming a Middle East Envoy?

H; Erm sorry No, Edward Businessman what do think this lovely knighthood worth?

RM: Erm, £600.000 to the Labour Party Funds and a Job for the PM’s son?

H: if exactly right, arise Sir Edward Businessman.

Sorry Tony Better luck next time.

Ok John over to you, how much for the peerage?

M: erm, doing lots of charity work?

H: erm nearly, try again

M: Erm……….Erm………….Erm………

H: Yes keeping your mouth shut is the right answer, congratulations, Lord Prescott.
And finally Bruce, what do you think that CBE is worth?

B: Erm bugger all

H: is exactly right, well done Bruce Forsyth CBE.

Well that’s all from me, thanks for watching, I love you all, (he waves and milks it)