I recently split with my girlfriend after i found her sleeping with Ken Dodd, to my shock i thought it was my mate, it turned out it was the ageing entertainer complete with tickle stick i whent mad and knocked his two front teeth out, what i want to know keith is "did i act approriately?", as i'm now being sued for causing damage to his famous comedy nashers.

Yours Worriedly Pat Cow 25, sheeply upon
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KEITH SAY'S:
Well mate what you want to worry about that, is if ken has laid one of his diddy men up her dairy love box, if that happened then you'd be up shit alley, as for his teeth well if you did'nt do it i certainly would have, as he done my missus up the wrong way while i was watching countdown, i was oblivious of course as i was banging jimmy tarbucks missus at the same time. If you get in trouble just mention your uncle keith.