ALEX: It's got everything, bluetooth, WAP, MP3 player, twenty-three mega byte memory and a four mega pixel camera.
JOHN: Can you phone people?
ALEX: Of course I can.
JOHN: It's just you never mentioned it.
ALEX: It takes videos as well. Look, here's one of my front room. There's one of Eastenders on the telly and there's one of the wife, watching Eastenders.
JOHN: Fascinating stuff. And what's this one?
ALEX: Eh... That's my ear.
JOHN: You recorded a video of your ear?
ALEX: Of course not. I'm not stupid. No, that's a video of me on the phone.
