CHRIS, A CHAP IN HIS 30'S IS JUST EXITING THE TOILET WITH A ROLLED UP COPY OF 2000AD UNDER HIS ARM. HE WHINCES AT THE ODOURS HE'S LEAVING BEHIND HIM AND GOES BACK TO OPEN THE BATHROOM WINDOW. HE GINGERLY CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND HIM.
WE HEAR THE SOUND OF THE FRONT DOOR OPENING AND HEAR HIS MRS. ANGELA, CALL OUT.
ANGELA: Chr-i-iiisss? You in?
CUT TO:
CHRIS DESCENDING THE STAIRS TO FIND HIS MRS AND HER FRIEND RETURNING HOME WITH SOME HEAVY SHOPPING BAGS, WHICH THEY PLACE IN A PILE BY THE FRONT DOOR.
CHRIS: Hi Girls, good bit of retail therapy was it?
ANGELA: Yeah, Sue's just nipping up for a wee before she goes home...
CHRIS'S FACE FALLS. THE TOILET, THE SMELL, THE SHAME.
SUE HEADS FOR THE STAIRS, CHRIS BLOCKS HER PATH.
CHRIS: Er, not a good idea actually Sue...
SUE: Oh, why's that...?
ANGELA CLOCKS THE ROLLED UP COMIC UNDER CHRIS' ARM.
ANGELA: Oh no... You've not just...
CHRIS NODS.
CHRIS: Sorry... I'd leave it 15, maybe... maybe even 20 minutes...
ANGELA SMILES AT SUE APOLOGETICALLY.
SUE: Oh don't worry... I'm baking one meself...
SHE RUNS UPSTAIRS QUITE HAPPILY, WE HEAR A LADY PARP AS SHE GOES.
Very funny until the lady parp. MC001, I'm afraid you need more realism in your sketches. Y'see actually, ladies do not parp. Otherwise very funny and I was ready to LOL. Shame you had to ruin it with wild fantasy
I'm not saying that ladies do not use the bathroom. far from it- they spend half of their lives in there. That cannot be denied. However, they are simply seeking refuge where they can apply makeup and nice perfume and nail polish and adjust their lady things, you see. But Parping? No dear. Never in a million years.
