(Miriam's phone rings)

MIRIAM: Oh hi Angela.

ANGELA'S VOICE: Hi Miriam, I just thought I'd - unnnnhhhhh - call to say hello.

MIRIAM: Are you all right?

ANGELA'S VOICE: Sure!

MIRIAM: So what's new with you?

ANGELA'S VOICE: No news really - uummmmmfffff. Same old - nnnnggggah - thing.

MIRIAM: Are you calling me from the loo? Because that's just disgusting.

ANGELA'S VOICE: No, honestly, I'm - UHHHHHHHHHHH - not.

MIRIAM: Look, we've had to have this conversation before.

ANGELA'S VOICE: EEEEEEEYAH... no really - I swear to you that...

MAN'S VOICE: Come on darling! You can do it!

ANOTHER MAN'S VOICE: I can see the head!

WOMAN'S VOICE: It's a girl!

(There is the sound of a baby crying)

ANGELA'S VOICE: (Pause) Well - perhaps I do have SOME news...

MIRIAM: Well, I'm not talking to you like this.

(Miriam hangs up the phone)

MIRIAM: Dave! You wouldn't BELIEVE what Angela was doing on the phone!

(Dave's head emerges from under his wife's skirt, he is holding a cucumber in his hand.)

DAVE: I don't know why you two are even friends.

MIRIAM: Who said you were allowed out of there? (She pushes him back).

nice one! good twist

Very funny!

lol yeah very good

I'm sure you're getting sicker as time goes on symonpossum...

You should have seen what Dave had in his hand in my first draft.