The full version of this sketch is quite long so I have cut it short with a lame punchline. If you want the full version let me know.

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Mr Jenkins:
Come in Mr Claus. You have been with us.. a few years now..so well overdue for an appraisal.

Santa:
Hmm

Jenkins:
So lets see what you put down for strengths. You put ' Delivering presents'..Hmm well its not quite what HR wants to see..has to sound a little more corporate you know SMART objectives and that...

Santa: How about 'I have been delivering consistently high service to all my stakeholders'

Jenkins: Good..good thats more like it. Now you also put down that you have a good crack with the elves.

Santa: I suppose I could say I function well in a team, providing supervision and encouraging creativity.

Jenkins: Yes, yes i would agree with that..good. Now weaknesses..you put down..Milk and Cookies.

Santa: Ho Ho yes..its a weakness of mine (Pats belly)

Jenkins: Yes quite but its a crucial part of the consumer interaction. For the stakeholder, the disappearance of the Milk and Cookies is a Key performance indicator.

Santa: Um it was just my little joke. Sorry

Jenkins: yes..well its no laughing matter. I had some thoughts on your weaknesses. That incident with Rudolph..he should have been sacked long ago.

Santa: Yes but we eventually got the best out of him.

Jenkins: Best? He is an alcoholic. You were far too attached to him. I want him out of the team.

Santa: You want me to give him the sack?

Jenkins: No it's your sack..you hang onto it..

Santa and Jenkins both turn to camera and go BOOM! BOOM!

Full version please...
Laughed out loud at the pats belly line,

Then looked at my own Santa belly

Full version for sure. Yep I'm feeing more and more like that Mouse...

...How about as well as Rudolph, trouncing Donner too, putting him to use in a Turkish takeaway. Also if you INSIST on using the final line maybe mention Santa's reliance on his "Little Helpers"/heavy addiction to Nembutol which might explain why Jenkins finally turns into a small fox in a waistcoat...

...or maybe I just need to get some sleep and drink less coffee.