INT. LIVING ROOM. BOBBY PUTS IN A DVD AND SETTLES DOWN IN FRONT OF HIS TV. WITH HIS AFRO, COLLARS AND FLARES, HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S STRAIGHT FROM MID 70’S HARLEM.
THE DVD IS AN OLD ENGLISH PERIOD DRAMA. NOT UNDERSTANDING THE OLDE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BOBBY SELECTS THE LANGUAGE MENU. HE SCROLLS PAST FRENCH, GERMAN, PORTUGUESE AND SPANISH AND SELECTS JIVE.
(N.B. ALL DUBBING IS IN A VOICE REMINISCENT OF HUGGY BEAR)
MINSTREL (DUBBED)An then dem togged to da bricks pounders dig down da righteous lane whilst I’m batting zero zero with da daughter of da ghettos most righteous hide beater!
BARROW BOY (DUBBED) I dig yo scribe, brother!
MINSTREL (DUBBED) Yeah, man, I is one dead pigeon. You collar that jive?
BARROW BOY (DUBBED) Down da ally, man. Down da ally. I’m hipped to da tip!
MINSTREL (DUBBED) Anyways, enough of dis gum beatin’. Time to put da twister to da slammer an’ cop a righteous nod!
