[INT. STUDENT ROOM IN HALLS] THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ANSWERED BY SUE. GIRL WITH GLASSES & BUCK TEETH STANDS AT ENTRANCE HOLDING JUG OF CHOC MILKSHAKE.
STEPH: Hello there, I'm Delia Smith. I'm you're new neighbour
SUE: No you're not.
STEPH: Pardon?
SUE: You're not Delia Smith, you're Stephanie.
STEPH: Stephanie?
SUE: Stephanie. In the room next door ... with the glasses ... and the teeth?
STEPH: N-no, I am Delia Smith. Stephanie used to live next door but she er ... had to move ... to Israel ...so I've just popped round to let you know I've moved in and wondered if you'd like some of this delicious chocolate milkshake.
SUE: Israel.
STEPH: Yes ... Um ... you know, where all those people with turbans are from.
SUE: Sikhs?
STEPH: Yes! Clever you! That's it!
SUE: And Stephanie's packed and left college since I last saw her has she?
STEPH: Yes
SUE: Only what, half an hour ago? Wanting to borrow some milk and drinking chocolate.
STEPH: Yes. But she left a message. Here. (HANDS SUE A NOTE)
SUE: 'Dear Sue, sorry to leave so soon. Delia will look after you. Hope she won't keep borrowing as much as I did. REALLY sorry I couldn't pay you back, love Steph'
STEPH: There's a PS
SUE: Oh yes 'PS, please could Delia have some sugar because she wants to make some coconut ice or something oh and please can you show her how to switch the oven on ... again'
