Just thought there must have been some good send a sketch ideas that didn't make it so i thought i would elaborate on my human rights sketch.

Two men sat in a plush office. One is a senior politican 'the party whip' the other is a new and upcoming MP Mr Jones.

Whip-
"Look i am a bit concerned about this new warning policy bill you tried to push through"

Mr Jones-
"Well its a pretty simple idea that could save millions of lives, whats the problem?"

Whip-
"So this new radical idea of yours is to put Fag packet style warnings on everthing."

Jones-
"Yeah, it works to put off new smokers so why not expand it?"

Whip-
"Lets start with the complaint we have had off the motor group reps about your idea for putting a fag packet style sign on every car bonnet saying 'Hitting this at sixty miles per hour could cause fatal injurys'.

Jones
'Gret hey!, we could also place a few pictures of Dead bodie.."

Whip <intterupts>
"Its a bloody insane idea! nobody would buy the cars!. What about your idea of making it law for 'large & unattractive' women to wear a t-shirt with a fag packet style warning saying <clears throat>
Excessive alchol consuption may lead to intercourse with me.".

Jones
"Yeah, it would save young males sliding into depression after ribbing from there mates thus cutting suicide rates in mid twenty males.

Whip <getting angry>
"The womens rights groups have gone through the bleeding roof about it!"

Jones<meekley>
"So they wouldn't have been to happy about women having to wear the time of the month warnings then."

Whip-
"It was the picture of the Japanese Flag they had to wear with it that really flipped them."

Jones-
"The idea for cutting peadophilia incedints, that must have gone through"

Whip-
"What making peadophiles wear cinema style signs with PG on there chests, no it didnt go through!"

Jones
"Did none of the policys i put into the commons go through?"

The two men are interrupted by a knock at the door, the door opens and in walks a furious looking Asian Mp sporting a fag packet style sign on his chest which reads

'Danger may contain explosives'

Whip
"Well there were a couple of ideas.."

That my friend is very, very funny indeed!!!

I'm knackered, but I've logged back on because I had to tell you that!!!

Frankie xxx

Cheers frankie!!

I am sat at work bored to death as usuall, god,if it werent for this site i might actually have to work!!

Really liked this. The pg tshirts bit was top drawer.

Some good stuff in there.

Ha Ha Ha, that my friend was the funniest sketch I have read on this site, completely brilliant. Would love to see this made!!!

Very good! Top quality sketch there mate!

That was fantastic, jamie g!

I think i will quit whilst iam ahead!!

That was very funny, clever and just a little bit different (which is what I think we all strive for!)

Well done. Gold star :-)

Dan

If only my comedic ability expanded to this level!! Welldone!

EH, ive read some of your posts and there v.funny!!!

As usual I'm a little slow with posting but yeah excellent sketch jamie g. Great idea and well executed. I'm a fan of your work.

Really funny sketch.

I have just won a comp with this!!!!!!!!

Yeeee ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well it was a good one mate!
Well done...
Yer pal,
Frankie

Very funny, made me laugh, close to the limit of bladder control.

As for the (ribbing by three mates) do you work part time for a condom company.

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