Ext. Front of house.

A girl guide knocks on the door. The door opens to reveal a man.

Girl Guide: Hello, I'm collecting for the girl guides.

Man: Girl guides, eh? That takes me back.

Girl Guide: Your daughter was a girl guide?

Man: Daughter? I haven't got a daughter.

Girl Guide: Oh. So what did you have to do with the guides?

Man: (LAUGHS) I was one!

Girl Guide: Don't you mean the Scouts?

Man: Scouts?

Girl Guide: Yeah, that's what boys join.

Man: Boys? What are you talking about?

Girl Guide: Well, you're a... boy.

Man: What?

Girl Guide: Look.

The Girl Guide takes a vanity mirror from her pocket and hands it to the man. The man looks in it.

Man: Oh. My. God!

Another man walks up to the door from inside the house. He looks at the man.

Man 2: Dinners getting cold, darling!

The man looks despondent.

Man 2: What's the matter, dear?

Man: (SIGHS) I've got something to tell you.

ENDS

Very surreal but I like it