(abortion protesters, such as “Make Love. Live with it”, “What happens in the womb, stays in the womb”, “Its What Jesus Would Do. And did, according to Dan Brown”. A man and women come up in car)
Women: Oh dear. Frank, we can’t do this now.
Man: Dam, Look, I really don’t want to make you have morning sickness any more then you have to, and Fatties on Ice starts next week, so we just hate recording it.
Women: Well, what are we going to do?
Man: We could try Shifty Steve’s Abortion and Hairless Clinic?
Women: I’ve said it before, no, it’s practically a back-alley snake-oil show.
Man: You love snakes, and back-alleys. We met in a back-alley, remember.
Women: I know, good times, but I just think our never-to-be-born child deserves the best. Plus, I hear Shifty Steve, if that is his real name, is actually a blacksmith with a failed practice, due to operating in the 21st century.
Man: Ok, fine, but we need to make a decision; I think we’re going to get egged soon.
Women: What can we do, the only other abortion clinic is Le Bye-Bye Zygote across town, and their prices are such a rip-off.
Man: Stuff it, we’ll have to go here. Hang on.
(gets out the car. Starts a quick, unknown conversation with the protesters. They look resolved. He gets back inn the car, starts driving slowly)
Man: Buckle up, we’re allowed in.
Women: Really? Did you say it’s an immaculate conception of the second coming variety?
Man: I tried.
Women: Then why are we allowed?
Man: Your bug ugly.
(drives past approving protesters. They look in, some with glee, other disgust, most mixture. One gives the thumbs up)
Beardy: Your making the right choice. It’ll be cruel to continue the line.
Beardy’s wife, beardier: God just this once made a big mistake.