Heres a quick one that i find (Stops to laugh a little) very amusing.
We are in close up on a man sat behind a drumkit. He taps the sticks together three times, then begins to play. He drums slowly at first, gradually getting faster and more complex, gurning and sweating with the effort. Finally, with a stupendous flourish, the drum solo is over.
At this point we CUT BACK to reveal the drummer is in a court room.
JUDGE: Well thats all well and good Mr Baker, but it still doesnt explain how the blood came to be on your clothing.
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What the?!?! What the hell is that supposed to be?!?! Call your self a comedy writer!! You-make-me-sick!!!