I gave up on my A-Z idea.....

Int. Meeting Room

A TV producer is sat at a table with a man.

Producer: I believe you're pitching a childrens TV show today.

Man: That’s correct.

Producer: Then begin.

Man: The project is called ‘The Sexy Sex of Sex Sexington’. It involves the adventures of a-

Producer: I’m sorry? What was the title?

Man: ‘The Sexy Sex of Sex Sexington’

Producer: We might have a bit of a problem with the title.

Man: The sex thing?

Producer: Yes.

Man: I know what you mean. It needs more sex doesn’t it.

Producer: Rather less actually. None would be better.

Man: I don’t think that would work.

Producer: You do realise that you’re pitching a childrens show, don’t you?

Man: Yeah, that’s why the main characters a rabbit.

Producer: What?

Man: Sex Sexington – He’s a talking rabbit.

Producer: I think you’re failing to grasp the main problem. Why does there have to be any sex at all?

Man: Because that’s what rabbits do!

Producer: Can’t he be a crime solving rabbit?

Man: With a name like Sex Sexington?!

Producer: Well change his name!

Man: I can’t do that.

Producer: Then I suggest you take your pitch elsewhere.

Man: I see. I see. This is because Sex Sexington’s a homosexual isn’t it?

Producer: Could you please leave.

The man gets up.

Man: You prejudiced little worm!

Producer: OUT!

The man leaves the room.

CUT TO: Int.Corridor

The man enters the corridor from the meeting room. A human sized rabbit is sat on a chair.

Man: They didn't like it, Sexington.

The man and the rabbit walk off down the corridor. The rabbit touches the man's backside.

Man: Will you give it a bloody rest?!

ENDS

This is really good. Didn't see it coming at the end.... like it lots!