Last night Harold hernia 65 apparently broke his neck whilst munching on his favourite evening snack "herbert's bulgarian beans" all was going swimmingly until harold took his last bite of the rich in iron snack and to his amazement he snapped his vertabrae and to his wife's shock dropped down dead police where shortly called to 94 qiumrose avenue in upper cocksnot wales where he also suffered a broken jaw police believe that he made load chewing sounds while his wife was watching corrie and recieved a severe kicking from his wife beryl 89, this is not the only case of death by food as last year in clitsville scotland a perfectly healthy aids sufferer 25 died while eating a yorkshire pudding resembling jeremy beadle's hand it is understood he broke his spinal column and legs his wife bertha 67 was also watching corrie police are keeping there eyes peeled as they might be linked, scientist Gilbert o'gilberson 12 say's that while men eat certain foods it triggers gases that female corrie fans can't handle thus making them act insane ie beating the husbands to a pulp and it is a well known fact that if female corrie fans get annoyed or miss blanche having a moan or liz pulling a pint it triggers strength not known to normal people especially woman soap fans, anyway we will give your more news on this mystery as we find out.
