INT. PUB. NIGHT

A COUPLE WALK THROUGH THE DOOR

MAN: Oh… you know what? I've just realised I left my phone at home. Look, I'll introduce you to the lads and then pop home.

WOMAN: Hang on. And leave me with a load of blokes I've never met?

MAN: Well, you’re going to meet them now, aren’t you? Come on.

WOMAN: What if they hate me?

MAN: They won’t hate you, they're great guys.

COUPLE APPROACH THE GUYS, WHO NOD IN RECOGNITION

MAN: Alright lads, this is Jane. Jane this is Perv, Letch, Groper, Dogger, Molester and Paedo.

WOMAN IS STRUGGLING TO HOLD A SMILE

MAN: Right, see you in about thirty…

Excellent!

Nice work containsnuts - I can see this on Man Stroke Woman...

MC

Cheers guys.

Interestingly enough, I think Man Stroke Woman is one of the better sketch shows out there so I'm grateful for that mention.

MC's right -- very Man Stroke Woman. Which is a good thing cos I think it's ace.

Well done.

Dan

lol! I have man stroke woman on in the background now. It's the first time I've watched it, but so far it seems your script would fit perfectly.

Might be worth doing a series of likewise sketches to go alongside it.