EXT. COMPOUND. NIGHT.

TWO SHIFTY LOOKING GENTLEMEN ENTER SHOT, ONE IS CARRY A BAG. THEY ARE CLEARLY UP TO NO GOOD. ONE OF THEM POINTS TO A SIGN. 'THIS AREA IS PATROLLED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS'

SUDDENLY THERE IS A GROWL FROM BEHIND A PORT-A-CABIN, THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND RUN FOR THE FENCE.

SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND THE PORT-A-CABIN APPEAR 4 MEN IN FULL LEIDERHASEN, WEARING TOWELS ON THEIR HEAD, THEY ALL CARRY CROCKS, WITH SHEEP WANDERING BEHIND THEM.

GERMAN 1 (GROWLING)
Rrrr.. is the noise my motorbike is making.

THEY SPOT THE SHIFTY TYPES.

GERMAN 1
Mein Gott!

BOTH GROUPS PAUSE, THEN THE SHIFTIES RUN EVEN FASTER TOWARD THE FENCE AND THE SHEPHERDS HEAD TO INTERCEPT. THEY TRIP THEM WITH A CROOK AND START BEATING ON THEM.

END

Brilliant..but I don't think it needs the dialogue. The visual image is funny enough on its own..(in my opinion)

Great idea, I could see this played out, maybe with the shepherds whistling their dogs (one German and his dog?)and leading the bad guys into a pen full of other bad guys all shuffeling around?
I like it anyway..

Cricket ripple :0)

MC