THANKYOU3-Warren Fox2 months later.....The taste of stale alcohol sickens me I pull the duvet over my face trying not to think of the day ahead.
Katy storms into my room of darkness. Dressed like a desparate housewife, colorful headscar and apron with black and red stripes. "Warren," she whispers rubbing my shoulder.
"Umph...What," I groan.
"Are you awake," she asks in a raised tone.
"I am," I shout pulling myself up.
"Your not," she snaps.
"How could I be asleep and be talking to you?"
She looks around the room. "Jaysus," she complains picking up empty beer cans. "State of this place."
I rub the back of my head with one hand a point to the door with the other.
"Ah would ya go on out!"
She picks up a bundle of dirty clothes lying about and heads for the door.
"Well you can wake yourself up next time," she shouts.
"Will," I snap clenching my teeth, trying to keep a civil tougue.
I get up and look in the mirror and never mind the state of this place, state of me! I look like I havn't shaved in days, my hair all stuck up it looked auwful. The stink of alcohol off my "Mickey mouse." pajama top I really hand no idea I was that drunk!
I saunter into the kitchen scratching the back of my head. "What's for breakfast Katy," I yawn sitting down at the breakfast table. Katy running around flipping eggs, cleaning the floor doing more than a thousand things at once, women how do we live without them?
Justin sitting opposite me with "The Chester Harald" in front of his face all you could see was the blond spikes from the top of his hair pop over the top. The paper suddenly thrown to the side when his bueatiful young wife places a big fry in front of him fallowed by a big peck on the cheek.
"Umm thanks love," he whispers.
Then I realise I have somthing to complain about. "Where's mine," I ask looking up at her in discused. Trying to avoid looking at Justin munching away at his rashers like a savage.
Katy hisses at me and goes off to get my breakfast.
"Katy what do you think of me auditioning for "X factor?"
"That's great," humors Katy carrying over my fry. You see that's a wifes job, to humor her husband to tell him he's a great singer even if he sounds like Homer Simpson.
I love the sound of sizzling pink rashers, the smell of golden crisp sausages.
"You'd think I was a slave," complains Katy franticly on her way to the kettle.
Then Justin, god love him trys to make light of the situation. "Wife," he calls banging his cup off the table.
Katy is over grilling up her breakfast. "What love?"
"More tea!"
Katy moans, moans and moans as she carrys over a big white teapot with light and dark spots on it. Cousin Jerome bought her for her wedding. She stats pouring out the tea when of course, she finds SOMTHING else to complain about. "More tea," she says. "More tea!!! You'd swear I was your cave woman."
"Grrr..." laughs Justin. "I'll hold you to that."
Katy giggles at his stupid remark.
She looks at me sincerly with a raised eyebrow. "You going to get a job today?"
"I'll try," I reply cutting up on of my rashers.
"So ask Clare for your old job back."
"Clare," giggles Justin going back to his paper.
I stand up and trow on my denim jacket. "Me hole."
Katy walks over and fixs my jacket, I swear to god she's worse than a mother. She kisses me on the cheek.
"Please get a job," she whispers.
"I'll try," I shout on my way out. "See ya Jay!"
He looks up from the paper. "What...." And then he finally realises I'm about to walk out the door. "Oh em Bye."
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