im starting a hollyoaks does little britain coming soon! in about 10 mins!

kl!!!!

LOL that it so funny, write some more. the michaela being vicky pollard is classic!

lol ha very funny kris as a transvestite i sooo laughed

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the michaela being vicky pollard is classic!
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lol thanks

so u want me to carry on

Yeah this is godd lol

oh yeah

thanks


god my memory has gone blank who is in little brittain lol i cant think

the prime minister guy and his PA who fancies him, "computer says no" person. thats all i can think off now lol

jack is in charge or a dating shop and carmel walks in.
carmel: hello i want a date.
jack: well what do you want him to look like.
carmel: like a person
jack: no the details
carmel: oh right sorry
jack: right. height?
carmel: erm i want them to be tall
jack: how tall
carmel: erm taller than me
jack: hair?
carmel: yes i want them to have hair i dont like the bold ones.
jack: no which style?
carmel: oh spiky
jack: ok and finally how old
carmel: erm about 28
jack looks through the files
jack: oh here we are one michael foster, brown spiky hair, 28 and is tall!
carmel breathes deeply: should i mention that he should have one foot longer than the other.
jack sighs and pushes her out of the shop

max is in a wheelchair and ob is sat next to him in the pizza shop.
ob: now are you sure you want a ham and pineapple
max: ye
ob: because you usually each the pepperoni and you like the pepperoni dont you.
max: yeah i no
ob: pepperoni it is then
max: no i wont ham and pineapple
ob: you no we cant change it dont you
max: i no
the man gives them the pizza.
max: i dont like ham and pinapple i want pepperoni.
ob orders the pepperoni.
max: i dont want pepperoni i want garlic bread.
this carries on for another 5 pizzas.
they walk out of the shop with 7 pizzas.
ob: everything ok for you
max: i dont like pizza
he chucks the boxes on the floor

haha this is class, you've gotta do the one with the dwarf where everythings about 10x the size of him.

oh ye forgot about him dennis waterman

have tom do that dwarf with darren as the agent i think that'll be class. the max and ob thing bought back memories with the crazy things they got upto until clare came along lol

ill do it later on promice

yeh and do the women thats sick over every1

lol

lol

lol i LOVE Little Britain