Now I'm hyper lol
This is fab
Just read from the beginning and I love it
I seriously hope they'll be more soon

Harriet xxx

brill

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Wooh Hoo!! PAGE 2!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-*pause for breath*-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I'm gonna write now before I get too hyped up!

After a quick stop to marks and spencers, Marie dropped Jess and Kris home whilst she went out to do more shopping. They set to work in the kitchen.

Jess: Right, lets go..

Kris: It says here in the book, we have to start by sieving the flour, sugar and cocoa powder into a mixing bowl

Jess: Thats not too hard, I can handle that!

Jess started but then her hand slipped, she spilled flour all over the floor (and kris)

Jess: *bites lip* Ooops!

Kris: Jess, you've got flour all over me!

Kris picked some flour up out of the bag and sprinkled it over Jess' head

Jess: Kris! We can't start a food fight! Dad will be home in an hour and we can't let him know what we're doing!!

Kris: Aaaw that spoils the fun!

Jess: Get over it! Anyway, we've now ot to make a well in the center and pour in the milk mixed with the egg..

Kris: I'm doing it this time! You'll just throw eggy milk on me if I let you do it!

Jess: Charming!

Kris managed to do his task without any spillages but couldn't resist "accidentaly" spilling a bit of egg onto Jess.

Jess: Kris!!

Kris: It was an accident! I'm still a bit weak and it was way too heavy for me!

Jess: Sure, whatever!

Kris: *mimicks Jess* Deal with it!

Jess: *sarcasticly* Ha Ha, I'm laughing, not

Kris: Try some of this cake mixture, it gorgeous!

Kris put a bit on his finger and jess licked it off, they went and got two spoons out of the drawer and started to eat the mixture

Jess: Kris! You've got chocolate on your lips! Let me clean it up for you..

She pulled him into a passionate kiss

Kris: Oohh! Does this mean you still like me after all my moaning and whining?!

Jess: Does this answer your question?

She gave him another kiss

Kris: Hmmm I don't quite get it, maybe you need to explain it to me one more time

Jess: You understand perfectly well! Now you're just taking liberties!

Kris: Sorry

Jess: I'm joking you stupid tranny!

Kris: I knew that!

Jess: Uumm kris, wheres all the cake mixture?

Kris: I think we ate it...

Jess: Oh no! What are we going to do!

Kris: Never fear! Kris is here! And he has a brilliantastic plan!

Jess: Brilliantastic...?

Kris: Yeah! All we do is, go out, buy a chocolate cake, and make it look like our own!

Jess: Good plan! Isn't that a bit dishonest though..?

Kris: Oh no! We'll still have to do some work!

Jess: Like what?

Kris: Buying it, taking it out of the box, putting it on a plate..

Jess: I'm not entirley covinced, but i suppose its our only option! I'll do it on one condition

Kris: What?

Jess: Youre paying!

Kris: C'mon then!

What do you think? I'm not sure but I think it might be time for a twist!!

quote:

Kris: Hmmm I don't quite get it, maybe you need to explain it to me one more time

Jess: You understand perfectly well! Now you're just taking liberties!

LOL

Jess that was great
another twist?? please be gentle with whatever it is

Fabbbbbbbby

really good

Hello!!! Still thinking about doing a twist... not sure though!

It was the night before the party and everyone was feeling really excited, they had hidden all the drinks, food and decorations down in the cellar. Kris and Jess were snuggled up on Jess' bed watching The Princess Diaries on her 60" plasma screen tv. They had popcorn, chocolate, marshmallows, everything you need for a good movie night! Jess was lying against Kris with her head on his chest, he had a marshmallow in his hand but was too busy watching the film to eat it! Jess decided she wanted it and ate it when he wasn't looking.

Kris: Oi!

Jess: You had it in front of my face! What was I supposed to do! It was calling out to me!

Kris: Oh really..

Jess: Yes.. *flutters eyelashes*

Kris: Not gonna work!

He starts to tickle her and she doubles up in fits of laughter, suddenly she screams and runs into the en-suite bathroom

Kris: What??

Jess: *shouts out from en-suite* Theres a moth!!

Kris: A moth? What will a moth do to you?

Jess: it could eat me!!

Kris: I thought it was spiders you were scared of..

Jess: And moths...

Kris: I have a plan! Don't come out until I tell you to!

Jess: I wont unless the moth is gone!

Kris: Don't worry its gone! But still dont come out until I tell you!

-- 10 mins later --

Kris: Right, you can come out!

Jess comes out of the en-suite to see kris standing there in her old fairy wings and deedly boppers and with three pairs of tights tucked into his skirt like legs holding a pillow

Jess: What in the world..?

Kris: I'm a crosds between a spider and a moth!

Jess: ok...

Kris: and now to get over your fear of nasty little insecty things, hit me with this pillow as much as you like!

Jess: Wait a second, let me get this straight..
You're a bisexual, crossdressing crossbreed??

Kris: Yep

Jess: Ok.... Lets go spidermoth!!

Jess Grabbed the pillow and started to whack kris, soon enough kris grabbed another pillow and it turned into a full scale pillow fight!
Jess's mum and dad came upstairs to see what the racket was all about, Jess' dad laughed whilst her mum frowned and tutted at them.(moody cow!)

I am in fits of giggles right now
This is so good
Please please please write more soon

fab lol

Lol =]x this is brilllllll
update soon

Aaaw all theese comments are making me feel happy I'm glad you like that part cozz I thought for ages bout that 1! What Kris did with the spider-moth thing is what my bf did to me! But I didn't call my bf a Bisexual Crossdressing Crossbreed...

Great. The thought of Kris dressed like that made me laugh.

Hiyaaaaaaa!! I'm very sorry to tell you this but.... I'm going away again! Extremley sorry for any inconvinience Byeeeeee!!!!

Jessica Brown...♥ (JCB)

Awww dont be sorry, have a fab time......you had better carry on when you get back though

I'm back!! Yaaay had such a great time!

The next day everyone was preparing for the party, George, another one of Jess' ex-boyfriends had come along to help set up. George's parents were very good friends of Jess' and even though they had split up, George and Jess were still good friends. Kris, Jess and George were sitting down in the conservatory having a cup of cofee

George: Remember the time we went ice skating-

Jess: And I-

George: Yeah!

Jess: That was hilarious!

It had been like this for the past ten minutes and Kris was getting extremley bored!

George: We had so much fun back then Jess...

Jess: Yeah, but we still do!

Kris: Jess can I have a word with you in private

Jess: Sure!

They go into the kitchen

Kris: Jess..

Jess: What is it?

Kris: I just think that..

Jess: What is it!?

Kris: I can't compete with George!

Jess:...what?

Kris: He's funny, handsome, intelligent and between me and you, I accidentally walked in on him in the bathroom and lets just say this, I'm a girl compared to him!

Jess opened her mouth to speak

Kris: Ok, so I walked straight into that one, but Jess it's the truth!

Jess: Kris! you are being totally unreasonable!

Kris: No Jess! I've seen the way you and him laugh and joke! You two are made for each other...

Kris turned and walked out of the kitchen, Jess went to go after him but then just started crying and ran to her room.

noooo
kris go get her back
its brilliant Jess
cant wait for more

awww fab Kris has to go after her

This is a brillaint fic hunni!!!
Awwwwwwwwww kris - go back to Jess quickly!!

Helen xxxxxx

Aww poor Kris, get her back....
Great Jess, welcome back

Hiya
Thank u for all the luvly comments

Jess lay on her bed, sobbing into her pillow, she was probably getting mascara all over the crisp, white pillowcase but she didn't care. She was just having fun with George, that wasn't so bad was it? She heard a soft knock on her door, maybe that was Kris! What should she do? Accept his apology, or play hard to get and make him beg? What if he hadn't come to apologise, what if he'd come to tell her it was over and he was returning to the halls a day early? Should she wipe away her tears and re-apply her mascara, no, she'd leave it like it was and let him see how much he'd hurt her. She slowly walked to the door and with a deep breath, opened it.

George: Jess, are you ok?

Jess tried not to let the dissapointment show

Jess: I'm fine

George: You don't look fine, I heard what Kris said to you

Jess: Just ignore him, he's an idiot!

George: No, I was quite flattered actually

Jess: *laughs* Yeah well, I suppose it's true..

George: Even the bit about the-

Jess: George! I don't like where this conversation is going, I'm not comfortable talking about that!

George: I was going to say the bit when he said I was handsome!

Jess: *blushes* Ohhh, sorry

George: Jess, I'm winding you up!

Jess: I knew that!

George: I missed you y'know, I never did understand why we broke up..

Jess: George, I-

George then surprised Jess by kissing her softly on the lips

Jess: This isn't right, it's not fair on Kris

George kissed her again

George: I beleive he said something along the lines of "You can have her you posh twit!"

Jess suddenley spotted Kris turning the corner with a rose from the garden, too late she thought you said he could have me..

Jess: In that case..

She then kissed him passionatley and pulled him into her room, making sure to look at Kris with a Your fault look on her face..