Grr...well since my other fic about the students was deleted (*shakes fist at mods*), I have come up with another fic...about Steph Dean, as she doesn't seem to get much of the attention that she'd crave around here
(yes I do know she is not real)...I will repost my other fiction later today, but here is a big to keep you going for now
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Some people are natural born actors. Others are natural born comedians. Some are natural born singers, whilst a few are naturally drop dead gorgeous. But I am different. I'm not just an actress. I'm not just a comedienne. I'm not just a singer, and I'm not even just gorgeous. I am all of those. I....am an entertainer.
My name is Stephanie De La Dean, and this is my life story. If you haven't heard my name, then you clearly know nothing. I see all these modern day 'celebrity persona's', and I just think; I am so much more. This isn't just going to be another person pulling the 'poor little old me, I never asked for all the attention' trick. I am going to accurately, and vividly describe my rise from a normal old 'Chesterton' born in the slums of a dank city, to my rise to a glowing starlet, cruising through the A-list circuit. Actually no, not cruising through. The A-list circuit will revolve around me, silly. This will be the best read of your life. After all, I did get a B at GCSE English. And a B doesn't just happen, it takes real talent and teeth gritting work. I deserved it. I'm like a modern day Shakespeare. Except better looking of course.
So anyway, yeah, Stephanie De La Dean at your service. I am about 5 foot 5, 5 foot 6 when wearing heels. I have desert sand blonde hair, and the most stunning pair of blue eyes you'll ever see. Men can't help but be mesmerized by them, even my slimy half-brother, but that's another story, and one which I shall not be telling. This book is about me and my...celebrity qualities. Not my unfortunate dating record. And, in my defence, he was actually good looking back then.
My mother calls me vain. Me? Vain?! That's like calling....Victoria Beckham fat. It's just plain wrong and inaccurate. So, I take pride in my appearance. Big deal. In this industry, you don't survive with as much as a spot on your perfectly formed chin. Trust me, if you need the tricks of the trade I'm your gal. No, I think you'll find through the course of this book that I am a caring, selfless and devoted person, who the limelight just happens to be attracted to. Not some wannabe, chasing stars and begging them for favors in return for lifelong devotion. God, how annoying are those people?!?
But let's just skip the childhood jargon. I was like any other kid, except cuter and cleverer. No, let's just fast forward right to this moment now. This isn't just any other celebrity autobiography. This is like a diary, recording my rise to fame. Something's about to happen, I can feel it. And what better subject to base my first ever bestseller on, but me?!
