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Howdy,

My new fic, basically it's a sequel to the Devial Wears Prada but with my own twist, you will not have to of seen the film to get the gist of this ficcy,

Hope you like

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The girl let the soap suds evaporate off her and into the densely steamed room. Climbing out from her shower she pulled on a soft bathrobe hung on the back of the bathroom door. Walking through to her bedroom in her pink fluffy slippers she undone the bathrobe and let it fall to the floor. Pulling on her newest, lacy underwear she smiled at herself in the mirror. Flicking the on button on her silver radio she let music blare out and through the studio apartment. Kate Nash sung out of the speakers positioned in every corner of the room. Dancing around whilst trying to pull on her jeans the girl combed her fingers through her hair.
‘You said "I must eat so many lemons,
'Cause I am so bitter."
I said "I'd rather be with your friends, mate,
cause they are much fitter"’
She fiddled with her bra strap then flicked through her wardrobe, pulling out a ghastly red jumper she threw it onto her bed and made a mental note to chuck it out, despite it being her flatmates. Settling upon a red and white polka dotted fitted dress she pulled it on over her jeans. Smiling once more into the mirror she rummages through her dresser on the right and pulled out her make up bag. Applying her make up carefully she pouted then went to check her phone
Sorry I stayed out last night,
Will be Home later,
Good Luck with the interview,
Torey x


Finally a bright yellow taxi pulled up. She let out a mournful sigh and consulted her watch, half an hour until she had to be at the source of all the commotion
‘Times square please’
‘Ten minutes tops’ drawled the taxi driver lazily
‘Thanks’ Closing the door behind her the girl sat down properly. Awkward conversation obviously wasn’t on this drivers to-do-list as he didn’t say a word after this brief talk, well except for telling the girl the fare. She reluctantly passed him the twenty dollars and slammed the door behind her. Clutching her small red purse she walked off to the building with the words ‘Pout Publications’ in huge bold writing travelling down the building. Taking one last step, nervously, through the big swinging doors she found a few five feet high woman standing proud next to the information desks. Walking up to one of these intimidating girls the brunette stuttered as she saw them expertly hide their sneer at her size
‘I’m here about the assistant job’
‘Name?’
‘Jessica Harris’
‘They’re expecting you, you’re late’ once again consulting her watch Jessica glared slightly at them
‘I’m ten minutes early’
‘Floor 13’

The doors clicked open and a soft yet somehow patronising voice said recited ‘Mind the doors’. Jessica walked through them nervously. Biting her lip she looked from side to side, a woman the size of her bustling past, though a few stone lighter of course
‘Oh sorry dear, can I help you?’ She asked, slightly annoyed. This woman didn’t hide her sneer however as she eyed Jessica up and down
‘I’m here for the assistant job’
‘You’re late, we’ve been waiting’
‘I’m exactly 6 minutes early’ she whispered timidly
‘Well go through those doors there’ the woman’s thin long finger [pointed to the huge glass, engraved doors, on her left ‘And try not to embarrass yourself in front of Katrina’
‘I thought I was here for -’
‘Katrina is his sister, he’s currently unavailable’
‘On the phone though -’
‘He’s a very busy man now please just don’t make matters worse’

Holding her purse tighter than ever Jessica knocked on the door lightly
‘Come in’ a woman on the other side called. Jessica walked in and stood awkwardly in front of the desk in the middle of the office
‘Yes?’
‘I’m here for the assistants job’
‘You’re respectively early’ eyeing Jessica’s outfit she sucked her teeth
‘You dress as if you do not want this job’
‘I was in a rush’
‘Yes well that’s no good, my brother won’t be pleased’ silence ensued as Jessica looked at the many different framed covers on the walls
‘Well, take a seat then’ Katrina stated impatiently ‘Do you have anything to say to me?’
‘My name’s Jessica Harris, I’m 25, I come from St Albans and I went to St Alban’s college of…’
She slowly cut off as Katrina fiddled with her nails. Finally realising the woman had stopped she gave her a blank stare
‘Have you ever done anything like this before?’
‘No but I’m sure it will open many doors for me’
Katrina leant forward on the desk as if ready to reveal a great secret, Jessica leant forward too
‘Many Girl’s would kill for this job Jessica, only if my brother is out of his mind will he choose you’

Jessica blushed as Katrina’s voice carried through the now shut glass doors
‘She dresses like a Neanderthal’
‘As do you’ Jessica heard the faintest murmur
‘I dress only in the finest clothes at work’
‘Yeah and I pay for them clothes. Seen as your last two choices for my assistants weren’t exactly breathe taking I’ll be over soon’
‘But we told the girl you were busy’
‘That’s not the point, I’ve ran Polish for the past five years, I bought it off of Miranda five years ago. I want to take a leaf out of her book, she picked the perfect assistant from nothing, I want to meet her. Ask Emily to look after her for now, I’ll be in at eight’
‘But…’
‘No But’s, I want a decent assistant for once, plus Emily’s leaving soon. Since Polish has had it’s name changed it’s personality’s changed too. It’s not only a beacon of hope as Miranda once said herself; it’s a beacon of hope, love and beauty’
‘I’ll see you soon’
Then there was silence. Jessica turned from facing the wall only to see Emily barely an inch from her face
‘Spying on their conversation were you? I don’t want you to loose your job before you even started Jessica’

Hunni xxx

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(Oh by the way I forgot the name of the magazine in the film and book so I mad eit poish and the boss changed it to Pout when he bought it off it's former boss Miranda)

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I will do, just finsihing this chat on BB

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Wow!
I am completely in love with this fic, I was smiling all the way through reading it, you're obviously a fantastic writer!

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Thanks Katie, did you read that I loved your name? It's very clever =]

Thanks Jess, Sunny, Katie, Jes and Lynn

The next update is fr all of you

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I did thanks Vanity.Kidd

I love your name too!

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Thanks Jess, Sunny, Katie, Phoebe, Jes and Lynn

This is for all of you

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She sat on the chair and started swirling from side to side. Emily sucked her teeth at her from the opposite side of the office
‘He’ll be here soon, the toilets are the first one on the right’ her thin finger pointed back to the elevator
‘Why would I want the toilet?’
‘To freshen up maybe’
‘I’m fine; I’m here for a job of an assistant, not a model’
‘I can see’ Emily mumbled and she started typing on the computer. The phone rang and she eyed Jess
‘Answer it’
‘But I don’t know what to say’
Emily rolled her eyes and picked up the receiver. She scowled as she recited the words she must of said about 20 times a day for the past five years. Jessica listened carefully, trying to make out the voice of the caller
‘Emily, it’s Miranda. I was hoping you’d answer, I’ve got a surprise for you, come over to Starbucks across the road, I expect you there in at least 10 minutes’
Emily dropped the receiver and grinned
‘Stay there, if the phone goes, do not let it go unanswered. Don’t even leave that seat for the loo!’
She grabbed her bag and sprinted out of the room without another word.

The man stood in the doorway and pushed his tinted aviators down his nose. His piercing blue eyes glared at the girl behind the desk
‘Katrina, I don’t know what you’re playing at but that girl has more qualifications than you’ Jessica blushed in his shadow
‘Now get back home before I blooming smack you one’
‘But look at her’
He pushed his aviators back up and took of his leather jacket. He flung it into Jessica’s arms and rounded on his sister
‘Get your butt out of this building before I kick your butt out of this building!’ Katrina gasped and clutched her heart
‘Now!’
She sprinted out of the room in tears, still staring over his office he turned to Jessica
‘Where’s Emily?’
‘Miranda called -’
‘And she left you alone at the desks?’
‘She was only going to be ten minutes or so’
‘Jessica, you need to learn some life skills through all of those A-levels’
‘What’s that?’
‘You’re in this life to fend for yourself, next time Emily plays you like that tell her to get a life, now call her and tell her to get me my coffee while she’s in Starbucks’
Jessica nodded and went to walk away but instead of walking out she turned back around to face her new boss as he ran his fingers through his long blonde hair.

‘How did you know she was in Starbucks?’
‘I saw her on my way up here; the girl practically lives in that shop. God knows why she only eats cubes of cheese’
Jessica turned to go once more, one more question playing on her mind. She paused in the doorway
‘Unless after this job you intend to be a draft stopper then I advise you go to your desk. Or is something bothering you?’ he asked, with a smirk
‘I was just wondering, sir, if you knew where Emily was why did you ask me?’
‘Why don’t you work that one out yourself? God knows with those brains you should be able to!’
Then she walked out, his jacket still over her arm as she closed the door behind her.
She risked one last glance at him. He twiddled his fingers at her and smirked. Looking away he ran his fingers through his blonde hair and pulled out his mobile. She decided not to listen to this conversation and decided instead upon reciting the words Emily had said when she answered the phone. The phone rang less than a minute later and she picked it up on the first note
‘Hello? Pout Publications’

Hunni xxx

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Ooh the plot thickens eh? Razz
Sorry I'm a little hyper right now, slight sugar overdose Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

But anywaayyy! Absolutely looove this so far, flippin fabulous WinkSmileBig Grin

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Thanks and I was oing to put the name of her boss, decided to thicxken it a bit more though

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'The Plot Thickens, Do Eggs Come From Chickens?'

Thanks Megan, Sunny and Katie

More in a while

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quote:
'The Plot Thickens, Do Eggs Come From Chickens?'


LMAO


Ermm Darren kept popping into my head!

That guy makes me sick!


Katie.
"I think I take more chances on stage then I do in real life but you can't learn anything if you don't challenge yourself. If you love to perform then you have no choice, just keep training and focus on the words or the music whenever you find yourself slipping back inside yourself. You're not doing anyone any favors if you withhold your talents from the world"
 
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Hehe,

That used to be on a handwriting card which I used to get in year 4,

that was my favourite, I swear it was a four line poem,

shame I cant remember the rest

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This is really good. Please carry on soon. And thanks for commenting on my fic! Big Grin

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