"Big Brother has seen it's fair share of wacky entrants, serious fights and love triangles, but for the first time ever - Big Brother goes fictional."

*PLAYS BIG BROTHER INTRO*

"This Big Brother sees the fictional cast of Hollyoaks enter the famous doors and be watched endlessly, day by night. Will it all end in tears? Who will win?"
"SHALL WE BRING OUR FIRST HOUSEMATE OUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN??????????"

"Okay, play the tape!"

{PLAYS TAPE}

"Lets hear it Ladies and Gentlemen, for Hannah Ashworth!"

whispers - i dont think shes online

"I'm sorry, we seem to be experiencing some difficulties. So then, moving on! Our next guest please!"

PLAYS THE TAPE

"Give it up for Kris Fisher!"

hya every1 *walks on smiling n waving* thank u thank u very much. mwah mwah thank u. yes i love u all 2.

"Okay, so Kris? What made you audition?"

well i just wanted 2 prove that just because i dress different n all that stuff that i am just like any normal person. n also 2 meet 2 people n 2 have a laugh

"Well Kris, I'm sure you'll bring alot to the house! In you go!"

Doors open.

thank. *walks 2wards the door* *waves at every1* byeeee

mouths quietly- i love u jess x x

*enters the house*

wow i love wat uve done with the place here x x

"OK, our next housemate is an interesting one, well not really."

PLAYS THE TAPE

"Please give it up for Sarah Barnes!"



by the way there is a new discussion up called Big Brother Live where housemates can now be themselves (let the old discussion fade to the back)
and then the diary room on the off topic.

Hello *waves* Hey, vote for me, i love you Craig!

*walks onto the stage waving*

Can i go into the house yet x

Yeah me 2 iam getting old.

wispers- its a break coz she had 2 nip sumwhere but she'll be bk asap. x x

okay, so right now im still making my entrance....


Hey thank you .... i love you all, vote for me *walks up onto the stage blowing kisses and waving at the crowd*

I need booze let me in the house lol or ill do a Glynn.

Kris get ready open the back door for me if you can here me lol!!!!.

Iam old enough as it is lol.

ok, im back!

"So, Sarah! You haven't had the best few weeks now, have you?"

not really, but im hoping that if i meet new people in here, my life might just get a little bit better x

"Ok, well that's a good reason to go in. Do you think you'll put your all in when it comes to the tasks? Or do you think you'll be the one complaining about what you have to do?"

No, i will definalty be competing in everything!

"Good for you! SO off you go! Have fun!"

DOORS OPEN

bye everyone *walks through the doors*

"Next tonight we have a real favourite." *smiles*

PLAYS THE TAPE

"Let's here it for the gorgeous Tom Cunningham!"

wispers- move on he aint online lol x x