LOG FLUME! I love that!

*runs into queue for log flume but ends up falling into water* Haha... oops

*stands in que and points and laughs at Megan*

haha, you silly!!!

*pours tons of bubble bath liquid into the water*

yay!!!

*jumps into log and it flies down the hill* AHHH!

Haha, theres a camera

*jumps in a log*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*camera FLASH!!!!!*

AHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!

*falls out of log while going down hill*

oh dear

Maybe we should move ride...

*looks around*

TEA CUPS

Oh my god!!!! Tea Cups!!!!!!!

*jumps in que*

gee, I sure hope nothing goes wrong with this ride!!!!

How to see the fics in Fantasy Hollyoaks because I don't find the page? Thanks.

*walks into teacups and sits down* Nothing yet...

*ride suddenly explodes* Your joking!!

Oh My God!!!!! Not again!!!!!

This is some sort of death trap theme park!!!
Oh well, what ride shall we go on now???!?!?! *jumps up and down clapping her hands*

I know!!! Lets get our faces painted!!

Oh my God! Good idea!

*runs to face painter*

Butterfly please

*sits down*

*painter starts painting face*

*painter sticks paintbrush into eyes*

Oh my!!! Homicidal face painter!!!!

*runs away*

...

*comes back*

I WANNA BE A TIGER!!! GRRRRR!!!!

*walks into Hollyoaks House*

Oooh

Me likey

*walks into the Dog and gets pounced on by a mystery person!*

Wow!!! A Hollyoaks House!!!!

*runs in*

Now, where to first??

*See's someone pounce on Megan*

Who was that??!??!?!?!?

*throws the mystery person off self*



Oh my GOD

It was Craig!!

*grabs Craigs wrist and runs upstairs*

I'll be back in a min

ooh, have fun

Now, where have Spike and John Paul gotten off too then?? Perhaps Il Gnosh...

*runs to Il Gnosh*

Nope, not here

I'll try the Loft

*Forum Rules Theme Park suddenly freezes*

WHATS HAPPENING?!

*Katie and me start spinning*



*We land in..

FORUM RULES BIG BROTHER *

Oh dear God Your jokin'!

NOOOOOO!!! I COULD SEE THEM IN THE DISTANCE!!!

*sulks*

Righty, so it's Big Brother is it???

*looks around*

YOU STOLE MY SOAP!!! YOU ****ING B**CH!!! I ****ING HATE YOU!!! YOU COW!!! ****ING B***ARD!!!!

Woah! Sorry about that, it must be the Big Brother Rage that everyone seems to get affected by Oh my, so embrarrassed!!!

*bangs on the camera/mirror*

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't seem to be coping well in here, am I??

*grabs Katie and sits her down on chair*

Right.

I'm a...

*drumroll*

SCARY SPICE WANNABE!

*runs into bathroom*

*comes out ten minutes after*

Like my afro?

*pats afro happily*



*stops*

Haha. Oh yeah... be scary!

GRRR!

*shows teeth*

*waits for audience to scream*

Oh, I'm on TV... haha

*runs round in circle*

*spots Ziggy*

*screams*

AHHH! ITS TERRIFYING!

*covers ears*

I can't can't look at it anymore!!!

*runs to Diary Room and presses door*

Let me in!!!!!

*screams*

*eats the food and toilet roll and drinks the drinks just to annoy the rest of the housemates*

mmmmm, yum!!!

*starts chewing on the sofa and kitchen worktops*

*stares at Katie*

Eeeeeeee, ya freak!

*punches Katie*

Haha!

Eh!!! That wasn't very nice!!!!

*chews on Megan's arm*

Hah!!

Thats not normal

*stops*

What? Oh. No, it's not normal, is it?

*pats Megan's arm and wanders off*

oooh, lets jump on the beds!!!

*runs into the bedroom and jumps on the beds*

oops, didn't realise there were some housemates in here!!! oh well!!!

*carries on jumping*